You guys promised to watch o
I have not posted it yet but it seems like y’all are tired already and would not engage my post!
I posted this morning and 9 likes in a couple of hours is crazy work!
The level of cluelessness I achieved yesterday deserves an award. 😭
Him: Is there anything you want to check out on Temu?
Me: There are a lot o 😭
Him: Open it, let me see.
Me: opens it
Him: Ahh… this is too much o. But I am thinking of clearing it for you.
Me: Really? 👀 (without thinking too much about it) We can still clear it though. 😂
Him: I definitely will.
…sends the money.
Almost five hours later…
Him: I can show you how to mute OPay notifications.
Me: Okay. hands him my phone.
He unlocks it, gives it back.
Me: still completely clueless.
I drop the phone.
He picks it up again.
Him: “Chai, you do not even care to see what i am trying to teach you.���
Me: “I do care.”
Him: “Care about what?”
Me: “How to mute OPay notifications.”
Meanwhile, I was busy replying to my long-overdue comments on X and completely forgot my OPay notifications were already turned off. 😭
Only for him to show me…
…that he had sent me the money hours ago.
Ahhh.
Oh my sweet boy. 😩🤍
After 3 years of mining and thousands of naira in data. @grass finally paid off ($0.60) which is equivalent to N300 and when you try to withdraw it, they take fees and $0.27 is what is left!
Crazy stuff