Wayne Campbell

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[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when Im an incredibly humungoid giant star?

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

First he screws me, then he screws you. Its Dutch door action.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

No Stairway, denied!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Its like people only do these things because they can get paid. And thats just really sad.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

No Stairway, denied!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Were looking down on Waynes basement. Only thats not Waynes basement. Isnt that weird? Garth! That was a haiku!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Benjamin is nobodys friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, hed be pralines and dick.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Oh. Well Wayne will understand that right away... NOT!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

But what Id really like is to do Waynes World for a living.It might happen.Yeah,and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Shes a babe. Shes a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called babia majora.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Oh. Well Wayne will understand that right away... NOT!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Were not worthy! Were not worthy!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Tent pole! She's a babe!

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Well thats where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Phil, what are you doing here? Youre partied out, man. Again.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Shes a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called babia majora.If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

First he screws me, then he screws you. Its Dutch door action.