Ted of Isle

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

@NeverteIImeodd He was trying to destroy my reproductive function. Curly ginger cop from Alsip, Illinois on some neonazi agenda or something.

As embarrassing a it was, I tried to talk to some lawyers in the following days and nobody wanted to take the case.

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

@NeverteIImeodd So what do I do if a cop decided to "search me" and proceeds to rub my dick like a maniac, so I spazz a bit and tell him that's not normal, the he pulls out his gun and shoved the barrel into my ribs and says if I move again I'll die, then proceeds to grab my scrotum and yank it

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

Understand the main selling point that really carries isn't standing alone.

Trickle in the nuances and let the entourage handle the heavy lifting.

A great salesman is there to reassure the momentum to buy being built by a great product.

Then asking questions to lock it down

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

Coffee lovers understand that flavor is major, but so is holding the warm or cold cup.

Half of the experience of drinking coffee is in the aroma.

The good thing is great tasting coffee usually smells fantastic too.

When it comes to selling a product, it's really quite simple

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

That's it besan crepes are my new thing, see ya later pancakes

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

This hiatus from my projects must end ASAP

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

Free work is good to build up experience, but honestly it's better to just charge a fraction of what the going rate for that sort of job and quality of work would go for.

If you are bad because you're starting out, then yes go free.

If you have some skill, charge.
Even 20-25%

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

When choosing between two evils, a pessimist chooses both

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

I couldn't pull this off without a blindfold, let alone to just do it off memory and sound. This is unbelievable levels of body awareness.

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"I don't mind carrying a man, but I don't want him dragging his feet"

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"woe to the man who tried to teach someone before they're ready to learn"

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"the world is changed by your example, not your opinion"

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"luck favors the prepared mind"

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"I'd hate to think you're this good at something that's only a hobby"

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

PROPHESIZE
THE
PROFIT
SIZE

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"Small hinges swing big doors"

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

"I can explain it to you,
But I can't understand it for you."

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

@crazyclips_ I'm not for knocking someone out, and it feels rude to tell some one, "yo back up some, gimme some space".

Maybe it's the COVID culture, but lemme have some arm and leg room. You cramming up against me is not going to make the line go fast.

[Ted of Isle @abapFTD]

@crazyclips_ Honestly though, there's nothing that feels more cattle like than standing in line waiting to be attended, and a mindless person just rubbing up against you like it's normal. Like I don't stand that close to family, what makes you think I want you pushing up on me like that?