Craig Milton

IT Manager, photographer, avid gamer, beer lover, husband, fluent in sarcasm, sit down comic, back on Twitter now that Elon has aired the place out...

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@JoeTegtmeyer On my bucket list, to be down there to witness / feel a Starship launch in person, and your video just upped the urgency... Absolutely WILD to watch your windows flapping under the thunder.

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Smooth as butter in a vacuum... Congrats SpaceX! This is awesome to watch.

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@realMaalouf Matt Walsh needs to ask this dude a question...

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@MAGAShagster I'm not saying it's AI, but I also don't care...

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@bennyjohnson One down, 69,999 to go... What a mess.

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"Due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged tire-squawk, this truck prefers keepin' on it's back! He's resting, or probably pining for the fjords..."

God bless John Cleese and Michael Palin for allowing us to quote literary gold without fear of a Spanish inquisition.

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@MoBeeGee1975 @scrowder I know Northern Perspective, great channel.

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@scrowder New Mug Club mug arrived this morning, just in time for today's show...

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@SpaceX Popcorn holds fine in a sealed bag... See you tomorrow.

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@TRobinsonNewEra He was arrested for wearing capri pants in public I hope...

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@benshapiro Congratulation Ben!

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@Fx1Jonny We are in the 21st century, JohnnyUtd... Catch up.

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@elonmusk I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this clip... <3 :D

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On this day in 1987 (June 24th) we found out Lord Dark Helmet was surrounded by assholes...

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@depressionlesss @genevalaitis Wow! This pup goes to eleven...

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@SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc What the hell does melanin or ovary count have to do with ANYTHING!? How about you apologizing for your flagrant racism?

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@MichaelARothman

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@ComputerrBooks What's the video about please? It's still buffering for me...

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@Demin_Thinaxr @FoxNews *Places a bookmark on this post to see how absolutely terrible it ages.

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@DaveRamsey @backstreetboys @kevinrichardson All levels of awesome... Kevin, that's an awesome reach out. Well done Dave, Rachel² and Kevin. <3