Abba Covington

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

@Showtime if you want the new L Word reboot to be a success- you need a perfect barista. May I present @heyKQ. You’re welcome.

[Kelley Quinn @heyKQ]

please consider this my official* audition to play a barista on the @Showtime L Word reboot (*unsolicited)

[Dinner Date @itvdinnerdate]

@TotalLesbian Hi there!! #DinnerDate are on the lookout for #SingleGayWomen in the #London area! Fancy a date to remember? Know someone who would? Email: [email protected] (Please RT) #LesbianLondon

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

message to the girl on the skateboard who almost rode into me because she was taking an enormous bite of a hotdog and not paying attention: i love you. you are my wife now. i will never hurt you.

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

The summer has begun.

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

@myredhand #Marjorie Armstrong Diehl

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

Is there anything more oppressive than the constant internal nagging of having to send back a wedding RSVP?

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

"We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the disposition and intent of one Lara Perkins" - L Word, Season One

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

The popularity of Ed Sheeran's "the Shape of You" is a gross miscarriage of justice.

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

Okay - tie me to the cross - but I really like both of Taylor Swift's songs.

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

Really wish I could go back in time and confirm to my younger self all those ladies I wasn't sure were gay or not

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

the plot of Carmilla is "I fell down outside your house, can i live here for a while, nothing gay will happen i promise" & that's wonderful

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

Uber drivers: the source of 90% of my compliments

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

"Lesbian twitter is all about Mallory Ortberg right now." - some dc lesbian.

THE MORE YOU KNOW. Well my day is shot

@evilmallelis

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

@rogerghandi2012 oh dear

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

Can someone explain to me why people post pictures with their soulcycle instructors?

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

My friends brought a football to brunch. And this is why people hate lesbians.

[Abba Covington @AbbaCovington]

@bittersweetoats u right