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crazy Chelsea fan🐋 for God & country 🐋
Biodegradable

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

That woman in the red blazer 1000% has her finger inside Cherki’s Madueke bro😭😭😂😂

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Most of you are silent because you think you’re rich enough so Nigeria won’t happen to you , or cos you’re in diaspora Nigeria won’t happen to you .

Do I have to remind you of what happened with Anthony Joshua ? You’re definitely going to be a victim of this failed system if you don’t speak up now ! You’re not safe , it’s not just your turn (YET)

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The strongest version of you is buried under the habits you're afraid to break.”

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[💥 Fr. Cyriacus Kamai 🇳🇬 @vakkai]

One VC, one Professor, one woman, one person refused to be used in 2023, and today Abịa State has been liberated. What role will you play in 2027?

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

This my guy don see me finish 😭

[£ @abbanbasit]

@Admiral_Cyborg Zootopia cartoon animals lived an organised life than Nigeria as a country 😢

[Harram @_harramm]

fasting on arafah erases two years of sins, so guyss this is a gentle reminder to fast on that day!🫶🏼☺️

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Trending Video: Another Nigerian police threatens to kill anyone who videos him.

“I will kill you. Allah! If you are inside bus, I will kill you and everyone in that bus. Na IGP Disu go bury una and nothing go happen. Try me.!”

He’s reportedly stationed in Awka.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Do this before you sit on our table

[£ @abbanbasit]

Trailer jam a moving man yesterday for idumota

[Tomilola Oluwafemi | Software Engineer @tomilola_ng]

I was going to build two websites for a multimillionaire. I am sure his business was making around 50 million a month.

I sent an invoice of 1.8 million, but his assistant reduced it to 800k, saying Oga wouldn’t pay.

When the invoice reached him, he called me personally and asked me to lower it to 600k, saying it was too high. I stood my ground, and we agreed on 400k for just one of the sites.

On the day we launched the site, I joined their team celebration dinner. It lasted less than two hours, and the restaurant bill was 420k.

He literally paid for a one-night dinner that cost more than what he paid me for three weeks of work

When we wanted to buy a domain, the one he liked was $80, he paid for two years upfront, that's over 200k

I realized he wasn’t concerned about the money; His goal was to keep me small.

[Peter Akah @Peter4Nigeria]

No Nation should have the Misfortune of having leaders like Tinubu and Akpabio

Nigerians we cannot reinforce misfortune

2027 = Tinubu Must GO❗️

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A woman mailed Michael Jackson a gun, her photo, and a letter telling him to kill himself at a specific time. The song he wrote about her is sitting at #1 on Spotify right now, 43 years later.

It started in 1981. She began sending Michael letters claiming he was the father of one of her twins. He had never met her, so he ignored the whole thing. The letters kept coming anyway. Then one day, a package showed up. Inside was her photograph, a gun, and a note instructing him to kill himself at a particular date and time. She planned to kill “their” baby afterward, so they could be together in the next life. The Jacksons later found out she had been admitted to a psychiatric hospital. That is where the line “the kid is not my son” came from.

The bass line you hear in the first eight seconds is one of the most famous in pop history. They almost didn’t find it. The bassist Quincy hired, a guy named Louis Johnson, walked into the studio carrying every bass guitar he owned. Michael made him play the same line on each one until they settled on a Yamaha. Then they layered a synthesizer playing the exact same notes on top, which is why the bass has that thick, almost glowing sound.

The drum sound took even more obsession. Quincy Jones told his engineer Bruce Swedien he wanted a sound so distinct you’d know the song from the first three drum hits. So Bruce actually built a wooden platform for the entire drum kit. He put a flat piece of wood between the snare drum and the hi-hat cymbal to keep them from interfering with each other. He also built a custom cover for the kick drum, with a small slot for the microphone. Michael had programmed the beat on a drum machine when he wrote the demo at home. When it came time to record the album, drummer Ndugu Chancler walked in and played the same pattern on a real kit. He nailed it in three takes.

Then came the vocal. Michael sang the entire main vocal in one continuous take. For the extra harmonies and adlibs on top, Quincy made him sing through a six-foot cardboard tube rigged up in the booth. Michael was also getting vocal training every single morning while they were making the album.

The song hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in March 1983 and stayed there for seven weeks. Yesterday it hit #1 on Spotify Global with 6.02 million streams in a single day, the highest the song has ever climbed on the platform.

[Akwa Ibom 1st Son @ukocarter]

"Tinubu is a disgrace to the Yorùbás. with how terrible he is, if he was my family member, I would've disowned my family name" - Pastor Lawrence.

[Advocacy For Good Governance @governance_101]

Tinubu Is A Complete Failure: The government is deep in debt yet he is spending money like a drunken sailor — Obasanjo

[Felix @felixherbt]

Dear Nigerians,

The World Bank is helping Tinubu destroy our country.

It’s time to call out the World Bank @WorldBankGroup to stop lending money to Tinubu.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Tinubu isn’t a smart politician..

Man you got 4years to prove yourself to Nigerians that you are good for the job. But No you prefer to make everyone suffer.

At your old age wetin u still wan use money dey do eehn this man?

[SWAGUU @seyi_vibez]

Adekunle Gold you’re wack
And your swag is wack
Old fool !

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

A well fucked woman is a peaceful woman.

Stop arguing with feminists and start giving them the deep, consistent pounding they actually need.

Society would heal fast.