Abbey Rish

I'm better in person.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Realizing maybe I'm out of things to say.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Last year I tweeted 2 originals and 2 retweets. Let's see how 2021 goes.

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

Be the reason someone feels welcome, seen, heard, valued, loved, and supported.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

The Walmart is evolving. This time they double bagged the groceries in plastic before putting them inside my fabric bags. 2 years later and haven't gotten it right. Mobile AL

[William Stebbins @williamstebbins]

Russell Wilson trying to get his team a win

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

I like when I buy my cat something nice and then they ignore it for like a year, act like it's total garbage and then one day decide to finally take to it just to teach me some humility.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

When the NYE uber driver shows up in a truck

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Logging on to Twitter to like my old tweets from 6 months ago then logging off again

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

@rickypop Maybe the other managers needed the day off to spend time with your mother.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

I've noticed a correlation between the amount of emojis used and a person trying to sell me body wraps, vitamin juices & beauty products. Chill out bro. No one is this happy 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

No response is also a response. And a powerful one. Remember that.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Wanted to give my car some TLC so I took it to the car wash then put on some fresh duct tape. 💁🏼‍♀️ #goodasnew

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Put money in mall massage chair as a joke. Omg.. I've been spending my paychecks wrong.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

I was at the dentist and thinking I'd rather be working.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Anyone else have an anxiety attack when they ask you at the deli what thickness you want your sandwich meat cut?

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Sorry I ate some salami to calm down but we can still eat dinner.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

Some times the grass is greener under the layer of leaves.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

When I move in a neighborhood suddenly all the husbands are nagged by their wives for the amount of yard work they do. 💁‍♀️🌻🍂🌱

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

The good weather brings out the hobos.

[Abbey Rish @Abberish]

I've turned into SUCH an awesome old person. Listening to Kansas, mulching my shrubs, getting excited to go back to lowes.