Abe

wife. mom. bravo tv connoisseur.

[Abe @Abbey_________]

Add me on Snapchat! Username: honestabee https://t.co/1BYln78Vbm@
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[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The story about the cop shooting the girl has died down because people realized this isn’t the story that helps their cause. I said that in a tweet the day the news broke and was dragged on here. 48 hours later judging by their silence everyone seems to agree with me.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

There’s probably some room between “I hate all gays” and “I don’t want my children twerking with Satan.” Let’s hope there is still some room.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

I’m just trying to be as happy as Matthew McConaughey and Snoop driving around singing Willie Nelson.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

At a brewery and my wife asks them “what’s the closest thing you have to a Coors Light?”

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Qanon believes the military tribunals will start tomorrow and Trump will be inaugurated. The commitment to this bit is nothing short of impressive. Truly.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Y'all literally were not there, baby

[Abe @Abbey_________]

@lilliebug19701 @MaciBookout 😂😂😂😂

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

Any updates on those immediate $2,000 checks?

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Imagine holding the same exact views as your teachers, all of your friends, every politician, everyone in Hollywood, the entire media class, every major corporation and still honestly believing that you are opposing “the system.”

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

liberalism, explained.

[Patriot J @PatriotJ]

There are 25,000 people in the Superbowl stadium. The "pandemic" is o v e r.

[asdf @golfpatriot76]

@RubinReport Ted Cruz: *finger guns*

AOC: I BEEN SHOT

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

We are approximately one hour from the media turning from "Trump is the worst person who has ever lived" to "[FILL IN THE BLANK 2024 COMPETITIVE REPUBLICAN] is even worse than Trump. I mean, at least Trump [FILL IN THE BLANK]."

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

Somebody needs to explain to this “researcher” that without heterosexual relationships there literally is no “us”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Thanks to Stoolie Nation and everybody else who donated. The more we raise the more small businesses we can save together #barstoolfund

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I think it may be time to open up Dave and Busters.