Jason Abbey

Writer for Tottenham Hotspur Supporter and Film connoisseur. My profile on @letterboxd:

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Digger might be one of the most exhausting films I’ve ever seen.

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@unoherts Hi is the 641 to Broxbourne running late. I’ve been at Eisai stop in Hatfield since 4:20?

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@themichaelowen Be fair number one is a four hour documentary about double entry bookkeeping.

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@screenrotpod Imagine being aware of a boring reputation and then explaining you are not in the most tedious way possible.

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What’s the worst idea for a hip hop crew when touring the UK 🧐

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@ScottMendelson @RealMelValentin It’s the seven Thomas the Tank Engine shared universe films I’m worried about.

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@unoherts Hatfield

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@unoherts hi is the 341 to Hatfield running late. I am in Ware Rd Viaduct

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@unoherts Hertford

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@unoherts hi there is the 641 running late at Eisai stop.

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@I_amMukhtar She’s a joke but not a comedian.

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@RupertLowe10 You really are a terribly stupid cunt.

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@JamesGunn I have a Jack Russell and he would bark at a Kaiju. He got a big hug after the film.

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@TheSpursExpress @JacobsBen The Khashoggi stadium has a better ring to it.

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@mitchellvii What if you’re a gay drummer in a band whose song is “Hey, I’m Gay”?

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Is the AI set to thick as mince?

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@zaraa_ind @insanereality Found Tom Cruise next wife then.

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@Britains___Pubs @VinnieSull1van @ChelseaDan5 Damn right.

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@KathleenWinche3 @PamGrier Yep perfect. So no reason not to change gun laws so your kids don’t get murdered every day.

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@LauraHolland As Bryan Adams music is the sexual equivalent of tinned spam I’m saying a hard no.