Abbey Road Robe

In a symbiotic relationship with @krisbasic. Don't believe the hype. I am the real deal.

[Abbey Road Robe @AbbeyRoadRobe]

Yay - I’m 7!

Both my thread count and the number of years Kris has kept me locked in the closet.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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6 years locked in a wardrobe. Yay.

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Wah I can’t go the shops!
Wah I can’t go to a restaurant!

Suck it up, buttercup!

Welcome to my wardrobe.

#RobeLife

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Gee, Vietnam looks lovely and warm.

😢

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@TheWallnuts @KrisBasic That’s heartless!

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@KrisBasic 4 yer berthday I’m gunna Netflix and chill

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Country Robe
Take me home
To the suitcase
Where I belong

[Abbey Road Robe @AbbeyRoadRobe]

‘Sup?

Anyone else excited about Low Key?

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@KrisBasic Penises?

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@GotyeFrancoFans @KrisBasic Only?
ONLY?

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@KrisBasic @GotyeFrancoFans They were asking ME, doofus.

To answer your question, if I fit in Kris’ luggage, then maybe. Still haven’t made up my mind.

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About freaking time! It’s pretty damn claustrophobic in that closet, even with Tom Cruise for company. https://t.co/Fx9nM7gNEM

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@DoubleJRadio @timshiel Tell us bout the people in your neighbourhood (in your neighbourhood) (in your neigh-bour-hood)

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@KrisBasic I watched it yesterday and actually enjoyed it more the third time. But what would I know? I’m just a fictitious robe animated by a sarcastic twat.

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@RockHen1 that's a question for @KrisBasic. He keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit. I haven't seen myself in a mirror for ages.

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@RockHen1 taaaake meeee onnnnnn!

#80sAreBetterThan90sAnyday

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@RockHen1 a-ha

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@RockHen1 I don't sing. I just look good.

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My memories of the 90's are being harvested before being processed into robe-making material. WTF is an East 17?

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This should be voted on, then retweeted, by everyone.

EVERYONE! https://t.co/5hIGxydxqR

[Stephen Scott @stephenaxlscott]

Who would win in a fight?