Abbey Johnson

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Happy birthday @misslelonek ! Hope that cranky rock time teacher of yours was nice to you today 💕

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Sean's outta town all weekend so naturally @kkylliee is moving in until Sunday to be the man of the house and also to drink wine w me 🍷

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

😒 https://t.co/ZniiAJe6Hv

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

So proud of you!!! 😘��🍻🍹😍 https://t.co/yiXuQgg6wG

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Quick reminder of what you looked like 6 years ago @MopheadMax69

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

On today's episode of normal texts I receive from my mother

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

My mom had a dream our house caught fire&burned down so my dad went out&bought her a new fire extinguisher.In some weird way I think #goals

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Eye doctor just asked me if I was still on my parent's insurance.. do you think I would be here if I was paying for it Nancy?

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

In a new record I made it out for 1.5 hours on bad decision Wednesday before ubering myself home

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

I miss @Killaa_Caam and @Fyle_Kowler 😩😩😩 come play with me guys

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

I hate my job https://t.co/2o8pITbpFQ

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

If anyone ever questions why I am the way that I am please refer to my parents

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Been drunk at a lot of weird places but I think being hammered at a crossfit competition yesterday definitely tops the list 🍻

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

In reflection this summer I taught the boys I nanny what the terms shart,dirty Shirley, & on the rocks mean. Like their parents are welcome.

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

@asAgseesit obsessed I might need to as well

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

My hair lady had her baby a month early.On one note congrats miracle of life & all that-on another who is going to do my roots next week 💇🏼

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Omg lady boss 💕 https://t.co/k8wIyvL8zW

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Such a tremendous honor to be on the cover of @forbes! I never dreamed this would happen& know my Dad would be proud

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

#creatures @margauxxrita

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

Met a guy at the bar last night whose last name was Champion. Asked him to marry me on the spot without any other info needed

[Abbey Johnson @Abbeyroo32]

#friendship #justgirlythings