CreatureOfTheNight

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Ya know what, great point.

- No one on Twitter

[Claire💃🏼 @clur_wut]

This story has me screaming honestly

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

If creative is your code word for hungry then same. https://t.co/3ibtqd6KS1

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I’m a boneless person because I’m not a savage.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Avocados are constantly being felt up and no one is talking about it.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Sometimes you need a good cry and if by sometimes you mean daily then, same.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Guy in line: Can I get a picture with you?

Me: Sure

Other guy in line: I have no idea who you are.

#Balance

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I can explain......

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever had someone cancel plans you didn’t want to go to?

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Everyone wants to Netflix and Chill but all I want to do is Cuddle and Cry.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Vote or shut up.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

If you don’t think you’re a snack, no one else will either.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

A pretty little liar and a pretty little truther

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever yelled at a 12 year old while online gaming?

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

The more bread you serve, the more I believe your restaurant cares about me.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Remember, you can’t spell diet with out die.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

French fries are like insecurities, you can’t have just one.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Can I try a bite of your food and you not try any of mine?

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Some people are left wing and other people are right wing. I’m more hot wing.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Bout to steal you girl AND your lunch