Abbieee

my life is too boring to tweet about

[Abbieee @Abbigator33]

5'2 but my attitude is 6'1

[lolrico @somethinglovely]

another day of being a girlboss

[han @h_seigler]

The feminine urge to tell him I’m proud of him 24/7 and tell him he’s always enough so he knows how loved and important he is.

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

l need to be 15 again. l know what the fuck to do this time

[Dominic DeAngelis @dommdeangelis]

I really don’t like when people ask if you smoke and you say you don’t they think of you completely different... like they can’t vibe with you? They just don’t fuck with you all of a sudden. I just don’t get it. It’s happened multiple times.

[salina @bambinasalina]

when the cramps WAKE U UP??? violence. do you know how outta pocket it is for your body to wake you up like “hey girl we have pain!”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

People who don’t immediately lock their car door when they get in the car congratulations on living in a fear-free brain

[Abbieee @Abbigator33]

You will never be too much for somebody who can never get enough of you. 🥰

[Katie 🦋⬡ @bassbutterflyyy]

Honestly if Auntie Anne’s ditched being in malls and started drive thru’s, I would be there every damn day. Who wouldn’t love a drive through with hot pretzels??

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

The best part of having a life partner is you have someone who’ll get a midnight snack and watch movies with you when you can’t fall asleep 😢

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?

[Яobyn @robynmollie]

Quote retweets be like: "we've had a rough year, give us a fucking break". Grow the fuck up lmao, who hasn't had a rough year. The people actually missing family and friends have had a rough year, you've done nothing. Do one

[C @theclovecoterie]

the atheism leaving my body when my car hydroplanes

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast