Going to post a bunch of my refs as my pinned tweet for now!
Abbott Absol (@/Shiki_Shaka)
Abby Absol (@/CoffeeDoggo_)
Quincy (@/thatonelizard2)
Pan (@/DragoNommz)
@cheenormous Entertaining the little anchor's panicking, every so often giving them a laugh that echoes all the way to the other side of the world. Letting the ruined hemisphere sink beneath an ever-growing bunhemoth.
Letting the two girls and their date begin to sprawl over another horizon.
@cheenormous The secret's out, sure
But at least there's SOMEONE that's happy about it that isn't you and the girls
A lucky little someone that gets to be in one of their sweet embraces while the rest of the world watches and struggles to keep footing
@cheenormous They say cameras add weight. But height?
Not like watching will be necessary. By the time your girls outgrow the view of the cameras, they’re already visible on the east coast, kneading away at the captured bachelor between them.
@cheenormous The anchor unable to hear the destruction outside the grip of the feet. They were just THAT thick, despite still being able to reach up and rub blindly.
At the whims of every twitch and wrinkle, with only the tremors beneath their own feet to gauge if they were doing it right.
@cheenormous “I should warn you that Megara’s a feisty one.”
Curl, quake, chaos.
“Better treat her right, ‘cause if you break her heart…”
Toes gripping around the anchor’s head
“…she’ll be breaking MUCH MUCH MORE in return.”
@cheenormous "Play your cards right, boys, and you'll have the BEST shots of these two. They LOVE the camera."
Kicking the heels up, too caught in the moment to realize that another quake was coming.
"Oops~. Really should be more careful. But, what's the fun in that?"
@cheenormous Waiting for the camera crew to get back to their feet before continuing.
"I bet whoever's doing it is QUITE the queen, wouldn't you agree~?"
@cheenormous "I wouldn't know, but I get the feeling they won't be stopping any time soon..."
As that line is punctuated with a closed-mouth giggle (open-mouthed would've doubled it in strength), the THUMP kicks in, sending the entire eastern seaboard through a short, potent bout of quakes.
I used to play in the old seasons but I never used the Impulse Grenades and now that I'm so used to the Shockwaves and use them constantly I have to unlearn this muscle memory raaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
i’m an older player but fortnite has changed so much over time that i forget there are newer players who arent familiar with some of the older items oh no 😭
@cheenormous Having to contain yourself as they confirm the strength of the quake you just recently caused just from tapping your foot on the floor.
Tempting yourself with a slightly, VERY slightly, harder tap. Just to see what would happen…