Abbott&Costello

Who’s on first? I don’t know. 3rd base

[Brian4new @GustBrian]

This has to drive the Liberals crazy 🤪

[Abbott&Costello @AbbottCostello6]

@jr7442264087431 Nobody has a clue

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I warned everyone for years about this total fraud.

[Johnny 5-Factory Reset the Republic @johnny5is_Alive]

@ScottJenningsKY The #GreenlandDoomers just don't get it

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Greenland doomers hardest hit. Listen to it all.

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

The United States may be entering the most dangerous period since the defeat at Fredericksburg in 1862. It is clear that our will to survive is declining. The Iranian religious dictatorship continues to chant “death to America” and continues to work on its nuclear program and its missile systems. It is openly allied with Russia, Communist China and North Korea. The. Iranians have been targeting Americans and are openly trying to drive the United States out of the Region. The Democrats have become their allies and consistently vote for surrender when the choice comes up in the Congress. Some Republicans have become tired of the fight and the confusion and would accept a face saving defeat. The American people entered this fight with a clear understanding of what is at stake. According to America’s New Majority Project 55% believe the Iranians really mean it when they say death to America (62% of independents). Nearly two thirds of Americans (64%) believe the nuclear threat is real. The Iranian refusal to negotiate in good faith helps convince 60% that the nuclear threat from Iran is real. In fact 64% of the American people believe that a nuclear armed Iran could target American cities and kill millions. A series of Presidential Oval Office addresses laying out the 47 year history of Iran attacking Americans, killing Americans, supporting terrorist groups to kill American and working consistently to build weapons to bring “death to America” would solidify support for an all out effort to replace the religiously inspired dictatorship which has proven again and again that it can take a tremendous amount of punishment and continue to work toward destroying America. We have to either defeat the Iranian dictatorship or accept a willingness to coexist with Iranian nuclear weapons and missiles capable of destroying our citizens and killing millions. We are at a crossroads and there is not a third choice.

[Abbott&Costello @AbbottCostello6]

Haha

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Well look at this.

March, 2021. CNN's Brian Stelter does a segment on if President Biden should remove Fox News from the White House Press Pool.

Censorship for thee, just not for me.

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

This historic deal is a huge win for the United States and the American people. Thanks to President Trump’s vision and leadership, this historic agreement permanently guarantees U.S. security interests in the Arctic at zero cost to the U.S. taxpayer.

Greenland will forever be part of the strategic defense area of North America and exclude any adversary from it and the surrounding area.

This deal permanently and completely addresses our national security concerns in Greenland.

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

This is one of the best and most moving political ads I have ever seen.

New York... Vote BLAKEMAN for Governor this November.

There are tons of 9/11 families in NY who feel this way. This type of pain doesn't fade. These kinds of wounds never fully heal.

Do it for them.

[zubic @zubic_eth]

Imagine divorcing your spouse and they win the lottery 3 hours later 💀

[Dan The Man, Always with a Plan @jfellpollright]

Maria Bartiromo has been fired from Fox News after she was about to report on China's involvement in the 2020 stolen election. She was working with the White House to prepare this story. Maria has hired a high profile attorney. This is a developing story, but I would like to point out that the White House never went through Laura Ingraham, Jesse Watters or Sean Hannity to get this story out. They only went through Maria because she is the only journalist who will risk it all for America and President Trump. She has always been a MAGA patriot. God bless, Maria Bartiromo.

[Paulo Spitzbarth 🇧🇷🇩🇪🇮🇱 @PauloSpitzbarth]

🚨🇺🇸 CAR@LHO, QUE LAPADA! 🔥🔥🔥

CNN: “Este é um imigrante sem documentos...”

Miller: “Eles estavam aqui ILEGALMENTE?”

CNN: “Quero que esta seja uma discussão de boa-fé...”

Miller: “Quando você usa uma linguagem feita para ocultar a verdade, isso NÃO é boa-fé. Um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL é um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL. Eles não são ‘imigrantes sem documentos’.”

CNN: “Stephen, estamos tentando humanizar o debate...”

Miller: “Humanizar? Então vamos humanizar o Código Penal também. O assaltante de banco passa a ser ‘especialista em retirada sem agendamento prévio’. O estelionatário vira ‘empreendedor de narrativas financeiras alternativas’. O cara que entra na sua casa sem convite é só um ‘visitante com documentação pendente’. Que tal?”

CNN: “Isso é uma analogia grosseira.”

Miller: “Grosseira é fingir que a lei federal some porque a redação da CNN inventou um eufemismo mais fofo. ‘Sem documentos’ soa como alguém que esqueceu a carteira no Uber. Não. É alguém que cruzou a fronteira sem autorização, ficou, e agora a imprensa trata o estatuto jurídico como se fosse uma questão de estilo de escrita.”

CNN: “Mas muitos contribuem para a economia...”

Miller: “Ah, o argumento clássico: o crime deixa de ser crime se a pessoa lava prato ou constrói telhado. Pelo mesmo critério, o contrabandista de cigarro também ‘contribui’, gera emprego no transporte. Quer que a gente chame ele de ‘empreendedor logístico informal’? A CNN topa?”

CNN: “Você está polarizando.”

Miller: “Não. Eu estou recusando o dicionário de marketing. Vocês mudam a palavra, depois acusam quem usa o termo legal de ser ‘desumano’. É o truque mais velho do livro: primeiro suaviza o vocabulário, depois declara vitória moral. Os Estados Unidos já cansaram desse teatro. Chamem o que é. Ou admitam que o objetivo nunca foi clareza — foi controle da narrativa.”

[Abbott&Costello @AbbottCostello6]

@RealJamesWoods He didn’t even mention the largest drop in prescription drug prices in over 60 years. TrumpRX

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

It’s important to understand the staggering number of accomplishments Donald Trump has achieved for America, despite having a worthless shit head like John Thune in control of the Senate.

[HadY Azmy @HadYAzmy1]

بداية الكارثة من هنا
انهيار جليدى على احد الجبال
فى نيبال

[XAlertWorld @xalertworld]

🌏 NEPAL 🇳🇵 | CHINA 🇨🇳 | 🚨 URGENTE - MILES DE PERSONAS ENTERRADAS VIVAS, PUEBLOS BORRADOS DEL MAPA: LOS HUMANOS SOMOS NADA ANTE LA NATURALEZA.

🛘 En segundos el alud se llevó todo, hizo desaparecer pueblos enteros, miles de personas han muerto y otras miles están desaparecidas.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

A massive mudslide struck Gyirong Port on the China-Nepal border, with CCTV footage showing a wall of debris slamming through the crossing in seconds, tossing vehicles and buses.

Nepal reports at least 8-16 dead with hundreds of travelers listed as missing, including 291 foreigners.

Roads, power, and communications on the Chinese side were cut.

President Xi ordered all-out search efforts.

About 430 MW of hydropower capacity, roughly 12% of Nepal's total, was affected.

[Max Guliani @maximusupinNYc]

Did you just see what flew over Brooklyn?! 👀🚀

[Abbott&Costello @AbbottCostello6]

@TheMetsX Agreed. Call him up and let him finally ply every day. Guy is oozing with talent and it’s being wasted

[Abbott&Costello @AbbottCostello6]

This is a blatant violation of his constitutional rights. So let’s

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. The California Democrat Legislature has formally PASSED the Stop NICK SHIRLEY Act — sending it to Gov. Gavin Newsom for signature

The bill will CRIMINALIZE Shirley going around and confronting fraudsters while recording them, then posting it online, especially "immigrant" locations

And it was pushed by California AG Rob Bonta's wife.

Lawmakers blocked Rep. Carl DeMaio from speaking out against its 1A violations

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING 🤯

@NickShirleyy is TOO effective that California is crafting pro-fraud laws around him!

SHIRLEY IN APRIL: "Very interesting connections with her husband being the Attorney General of California. Their goal as a family should be to prosecute and take care and make sure that there is so little fraud in the state that they can have such a peaceful night of sleep!"

"However, while the Attorney General is supposed to be prosecuting fraud, his wife is creating laws to let fraud continue!"

"They're specifically saying that NGOs who receive money based off immigrant services don't have to disclose their money."