Diane Abbott Parody

Hackney’s Finest

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@RhonddaBryant Mate you’ve been walking around with a mask on for 2 years. You are stupid.

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@talkRADIO @nickdebois Emily grabbed my penis once.

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If Will Smith slapped me I would have eaten his arm off. #arrestwillsmith #AcademyAwards2022 #CancelWillSmith #cuck #ChrisRock #WillSmithAssault #willsmithchrisrock

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@Henrythejannie Burger

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@campbellclaret @DavidLammy Most people are in my shadows

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@grahambsi The lawyers won’t be happy

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@POTUS When are you buying me lunch?

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@Kit_Yates_Maths @metpoliceuk Nearly as long as it takes me to tick all the boxes on the menu in a Chinese restaurant

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@SkyNews The Oscar’s should be black not gold

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@LabourMarina @SadiqKhan They are welcome. Just not in my house. Have 3 lodgers already paying full whack.

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@jasmith_yorku Didn’t realise my BO was so bad

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@EstherMcVey1 I love buy one and get one free. I have OCD and buy three of everything

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@richardaeden I think you’ll find I’m the Caribbean queen

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@LBC @DavidLammy We need to let millions of old and sick refugees in the country to save the NHS.

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We need to bring this in for people that don’t believe in gender reassignment.

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#NazaninZaghariRatcliffe looked great after 6 years on the Iran diet. Could do with a couple of decades there myself.

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@cjsnowdon When I was getting jiggy with comrade @jeremycorbyn he used to refer to me as “cheap meat” to his friends.

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@johnsweeneyroar @mikegalsworthy This guy is basically on a BBC/taxpayer funded jolly. How can I get a piece of this?

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@PoIitics4All The local kebab shop cancelled me. Said I didn’t leave anything for the other customers. I blame Brexit.

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@jon_trickett They expected only 230 beds but they asked me to crunch the numbers and I got my decimal point in the wrong place.