Abby

hahah you’re stalking me

[Liz Kershaw @LizKershawDJ]

NHS PAYS £8.53 PER PACK OF PARACETAMOL ON FREE PRESCRIPTION.
Just checked and it's 49 pence at Boots. Even cheaper at Home Bargains.
This is like the guy I saw at the pharmacy at Milton Keynes hospital picking up a tiny bottle of olive oil for his ears. How much is the #NHS paying for that?!
People need sacking for this.
https://t.co/woaancCs2f

[Midgetvernon16 @midgetvernon16]

#jayslater

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[michael wave @michael___wave]

imagine you’re an elephant, minding your own business, thinking elephant thoughts. and then the cornucopia truck breaks down right next to you. what a day. what a day to be an elephant

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

"i gained double the weight when i got off of ozempic"
yes because you began eating double the food again lmao. on ozempic you're full the entire day after eating one sandwhich, it's quite literally common sense that when you go back to your regular diet (the one that caused you to gain so much weight you wanted to get on ozempic to begin with) instead of creating a healthier and better proportioned diet --- you're going to gain a lot of weight.

why is this being presented like it's shocking or like the ozempic itself is causing this to happen to people lmao.

[Abby @Abby_149]

@mrjosereyes José WHAT is on that bread 🫢

[Abby @Abby_149]

WHY WHY WHYYYYY do people release balloons when they will literally just pop and cause harm to wildlife??? Baffles me every time

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

How dinosaurs really went extinct, according to flat earthers:

[zae @itszaeok]

i'm late but we not feeling this right?

[Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge]

Just ordered in a restaurant in Bulgaria and the waiter looked at me with real gravity and said "sir, you must know that this doesn't come with any sort of potato". I've never felt truly seen and supported like that before. Weeping.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

show us your best memes

[abbie @abbie_louiseh98]

I can’t believe slimming world is still allowed. The whole concept of “syns” like a banana by itself is 0 syns but if you mash it has syns. It’s taking advantage of people will no knowledge of nutrition and are in a vulnerable head space in regards to their weight and body image

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

286 ÷ 19 (besties) = 15 quid
Friendship = priceless

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

One of my first jobs was at a dairy milk plant where I dyed the milk a milky white colour to hide all the blood and puss from consumers. That's why I drink almond milk today

[Abby @Abby_149]

@mrjosereyes Ah. I see!

[Abby @Abby_149]

@mrjosereyes Okay… but why is it white?? What kinda peanut butter is this???