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[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@courteneyjill Flin Flon😂

[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@courteneyjill So cute

[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@courteneyjill I texted you

[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@courteneyjill You should probably just fly to Calgary with me. When do you leave?

[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@courteneyjill HAHA I feel this on another level, I even thought about changing my flight to a day earlier 😂😭

[The Baked Potato @BreezyDecker]

Congratulations Anti-Vaxx supporters... A child now has a Polio strain, a once COMPLETELY ERADICATED disease in the US has now made a come back because of YOU. Let’s not mention measles made a come back as well. If you don’t see the issue it’s because you are the issue.

[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@emilysinclair14 So excited ❤️

[princess @hollygraace]

why does your significant other get more cool and attractive as you get to know them more? asking for a friend

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

you know, it’s really fucked up that we walk around pretending to be good people when deep down we all KNOW we used to cheat at head’s up 7 up. you looked thru the hole in your arms to see the person’s shoes same as I did don’t lie

[han @hannahhhhxoxo]

i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him

[Abs @AbbyJackson10]

@carlyeyee Injanation or any bouncy place, Sunridge movie theatre has reclining seats, Olympic park luge, you can seadoo at Chestermere Lake, if you’re down you guys could drive the hour and a bit to Drumheller and check out all the Dinosour stuff!

[R E Y @ReynaUilkie]

today @ work a guy said “is it ok if I wait @ the bar until a hot blonde walks in?” & I said sure & laughed like he was joking, then a blonde actually walks in & he winks at me, introduces himself to her, & she rolled her eyes & kissed him.. it was his wife & that made my day

[Channing @tatumhurley]

Your boyfriend might get mad at you for going out without him, but my boyfriend picked me up from the bar w a snack wrap, McDouble and a water in the passenger seat, and said “you’re so hot, omg I missed you”

[shannon @shannincurry]

a dating app that matches horse girls with men who exclusively take pictures holding fish. rt if u agree

[rose @rosecolavito]

My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang