Abby Rapp

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Well if he can’t wear a mask he probably shouldn’t Gogh outside.

[Funniest Tweets! @ComedyIsAJoke]

The Grinch was the original social distancer.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Some people just need a pat, on the head, with a hammer.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don't let the balloon touch the floor."

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Putting “le” in front of a word makes it French.

[Unusual Facts™ @UnusuaI_Facts]

3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say "P" without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) You're now smiling and retweeting this

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

I never understood the Zoo, Why pay money to see animals? Just go to Walmart

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

Looking at your bestfriend and saying, nigga “I’ll do it if you do it…”

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"Sorry for the late response, I fell asleep." "Bitch you were on Twitter."