Tim Caputo

Syracuse grad. Mets fan. Purveyor of sarcasm.

[OCFA @OCFireAuthority]

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[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

This is essentially how my trial went.

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Canada was this close to winning a World Series championship and a Gold Medal

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Everyone in LA during the Bad Bunny half-time show:

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

Drake Maye is seeing ghosts.

#SuperBowl

[Danny Romero @abc7danny]

We have @ABC7TimCaputo with more on a college basketball gambling scheme. That report is on the way, 3pm @ABC7 with @abc7coleen and @abc7marccr

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

Breaking: Alan Jackson has withdrawn from representing Nick Reiner.

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

@RantoulRobert 64/36

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

@RantoulRobert PPIC poll: 56/43
Berkeley IGS: 60/38

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

This Ohtani game is the single greatest performance in postseason history.

10K.
2 hits allowed.
3 home runs smashed.

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

😀

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

The two best days every baseball season: opening day & the day the Yankees are eliminated.

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

@HaruYamawaki LAPD says they were on their way to assist with a search for a felony parolee.

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Dodgers legend Clayton Kershaw announces he’s retiring after the year

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

Monday timeline for fixing broken water pipe and restoring water to parts of Granada Hills and Porter Ranch is best case scenario.

Minutes after LADWP announced that….this happened: (I’m working to find out what this means for repairs but it’s A LOT of water)

[Tim Caputo @ABC7TimCaputo]

LA Mayor Karen Bass at the site of LADWP repairs, after a broken water pipe valve 20+ feet underground has left 9,000+ families in Granada Hills and Porter Ranch without useable water since Wednesday.

[Danny Romero @abc7danny]

Will our mild #summer #weather continue next week? I'm in for @ABC7Niku with that #Forecast on the way, 6pm @ABC7 with @ABC7TimCaputo @abc7sophie and @abc7curt with #sports

[Danny Romero @abc7danny]

Will it be a hot #4thofJulyweekend ? I'm in for @abc7dallas with that #Forecast in minutes, 5pm @ABC7 with @abc7jovana and @ABC7TimCaputo in for @abc7marc and @abc7michelle and @abc7curt with #sports

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

Minnesota public safety authorities are advising people to avoid attending any political rallies in the state today until the suspect in the shooting of two Democratic lawmakers and their spouses is apprehended, Governor Tim Walz said.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jeff Bridges pulled up to John Goodman’s Walk of Fame ceremony in the actual Dude sweater — Goodman’s reaction is pure joy. Cinema history hugging it out.
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