Abe Javadi

I'm a full time Realtor with Keller Williams Greater Columbus. I enjoy contact sports and lifting weights. I can always make room for pizza.

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@gaming_uni106 @ObsoleteSony @grok I did a de-lid on my Cell processor... Jet engine noise and risk of motherboard meltdown fixed for another 10 years. 🤣

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@Instacart
Instacart shopper for almost 6 years; over 4,600 orders; 5 Star customer rating; this is how support treats us.
Thanks for that. *Sarcasm*

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@InstacartHelp
Instacart shopper for almost 6 years; over 4,600 orders; 5 Star customer rating; this is how support treats us.
Thanks for that. *Sarcasm*

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@jakepaul So we can't call one law enforcement agency to police another law enforcement agency when that agency is breaking the law... Got it. So who the fuck is supposed to police a corrupt law enforcement agency?? Fucking moron!

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@AlinaHabba "I'm a whiney-ass spoiled brat who got fired, so I'm throwing a temper tantrum and saying I quit".
There, I fixed it for you.

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@JudgeJeanine Welp... This didn't age well.

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@j9_atx @DanicaPatrick Executive orders aren't actually law. 🤦 They're policy directives to the executive branch about how to enforce law. Until Congress actually passes legislation declaring an official language, we don't have one.

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@DanicaPatrick Why though?
Most people in the US speak English, but the US doesn't have an official language(oh, you didn't know that?). So it's unacceptable for an American to perform at the Superbowl in Spanish? Puerto Rico is a US territory(You didn't know that either?). They're US citizens.

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@DAGToddBlanche AKA: You're coaching her on how to lie to cover up for a billionaire with a bad spray tan who likes to rape kids, in exchange for a pardon after the midterms... "Allegedly" 🙄
You're fucking trash! What if it was your daughter he was smearing his tiny orange hands allover?

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@WhiteHouse You misspelled "trash".

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@elonmusk I'd just like to take this moment to remind you that YOU bankrolled the campaign of this imbecile, knowing full well that his economic plan would wreck the economy. But you didn't care because you were promised more government contracts for Space X.
Bribery, and betrayal.

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@realDonaldTrump You fucking stupid mother fucker! You just gave Russia and China a reason to attack US, while also giving our intention allies a reason not to help defend us! YOU may have just started World War 3, you fucking moron!

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@RyanGarcia You voted for this! You were literally warned that Trump would do this shit.

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@DHSgov Here's a thought: STOP ORDERING THEM TO DO ILLEGAL SHIT!
While you're at it, Kristi, stop shooting your family dogs!

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@Johnqpublic444 @CFBPlayoff @HCHSA @rosebowlgame @SugarBowlNola @CottonBowlGame @OrangeBowl @Fiesta_Bowl @CFAPeachBowl @espn I think you miss understood. This wasn't a post about Ohio State at all. This was a post about Florida State. I said I'm an Ohio State fan, only to note that I'm not a Florida State fanboy. But I still think it's wrong that the committee put Alabama in over Florida State.

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@RandPaul Did you run into the predator? Because you sound pretty spineless.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Does it hurt? I'm honestly hoping you can tell me.
Having scoliosis, I can say there is some pain associated with having a crooked spine.
But to be completely spineless... Does it hurt?

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@beaparham @Instacart I feel your pain. Looks like it's happening to everyone.

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@terrawellington @AnnieLennox @TheKingCenter @LAPDHQ An ambulance was called for him. Standard protocol for LAPD after they have tased someone. He was fine. He died over 4 hours later, at the hospital, from cardiac arrest. Tasers don't do that. Snorting cocaine does.