Skinny Batman 🦇

Maria I'm Drunk. #FlyEaglesFly SU Alum. Formula One Free Agent

[tylertexas @TylerTexas19]

me at sarks press conference

[DJ @TxForever]

“What will Texas be ranked now?”

Who fuckin cares? Lol

Unless we magically spawn a coach who isn’t dogshit offensively it doesn’t matter in the slightest.

[Skinny Batman 🦇 @ABELAFLAME]

Fuck Arch Manning!!!!!

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump:

It's amazing. I can say the stupidest things, and you clap.

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

it’s 9:15 and… 🤘

#HookEm

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

When I see a kid wearing maroon at the state fair

[Skinny Batman 🦇 @ABELAFLAME]

It’s 9:22am and OU still SUCKS‼️🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 #HookEm

[🇵🇷 Rivers with an A 🇵🇷 @DeathScythe215]

Dak Prescott trying to intimidate an underpaid stadium worker

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

It's Gameday at the Cotton Bowl! 🤘

[Mr Furious George 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇷🇨🇦 @FuriousManiati]

There’s no diesel coming from Russia.
The purpose of this is so Trump can start blaming Ukraine for the price of diesel in a week claiming that Russia can’t deliver the agreed upon amounts because of Ukrainian strikes.
The goal is to convince you Ukraine’s costing you money….

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

Typeshit

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog

[Luke C-Walker @SuaveBry]

Dak and that employee😭😭

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hey look what i found!

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

Howies phone is fucking HOT right now

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

A rivalry like no other 🤘

🎙️ @Brian_Robison

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

The #Eagles are releasing QB Andy Dalton, sources say.

Tanner McKee and Cole Payton will be the backups to Jalen Hurts moving forward.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

📍Dallas, TX

[TxDOT @TxDOT]

Let’s keep the rivalry on the field. Drive friendly, OU fans have to see their team face the #1 team in the country. #DriveLikeATexan #RedRiverRivalry #RejectedHighwaySigns