Paul Richard Dyer

chilllll ouuuut

[Paul Richard Dyer @Aberpud]

@JaacksHappyHour Robbie’s made it….

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@Morrisons another Christmas another disaster. We keep giving you another chance and you fail dismally. How many of the “unavailable” items on this list were found in your store when we went to collect? You don’t do apologies either. The staff just say “I just hand it out”

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@Luke_Burdon @HeckSausages @RAC @aa Just had a call of the RAC asking for a Mr Pud. Unbelievable

I’m sorted - recovery in an hour then a race to Mercedes to get a courtesy car! 2 weeks old and battery failure already!

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@HeckSausages broken down in my brand new car on the side of the A1 and now I have a hankering for a sausage butty!!!

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@LearnLiveUK @BeckAdlington @JDFoundationUK @BeckAdlington you’re the face of the new Swim! In Castleford. Perhaps you’d like to hear about my 3 year old’s experience this morning? Feel free to drop me a DM

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@PapaJohnsUK good of you to like the tweet for the worlds worst pizza. Did you expect us to eat it? I’ll say it in plain English. It was awful. Maybe reach out to me?

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Little weekend treat - we’ll order a @PapaJohnsUK! Turns out you’re now responsible for a world shortage of BBQ sauce from a single pizza. If @Dominos_UK or @pizzahutuk are running short of sauce, the guy at Papa Johns assures me, despite appearances, that he hasn’t used it all!!

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@Screwfix I need the stuff so if I go pay for it are you giving me £5 back?

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@Screwfix cheers for the £5 off voucher. Pity it doesn’t work!

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@Screwfix Done

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@nextofficial cheers for charging my to come and collect my parcel for a return and then never bothering to turn up. I’m not donating the charge to your boss’ Christmas bonus, so send it back please!!

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@ring our gardener broke the mounting bracket for our outdoor contact sensor (gate) is there a way to get another?

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@nextofficial why can’t I collect in store any more?

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@Hudsonweather red sky at night in Bramley

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@skytv is there anything cuter than a two year old using the voice remote to ask for Paddington!?

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@SubwayHelpUKROI I’m a big lad. But I don’t need 3 orders… one will do!

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@IcelandFoods Done

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@IcelandFoods new way of trying to avoid telling customers they are running late is novel… I don’t know why I replied thinking it would be received

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@prestigeflowers rotten flowers - happy anniversary!!

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@marksandspencer 5 days of freshness guaranteed. We have very different definitions of the word “freshness”