the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them
6. do you like me
c. how much do you like me
2. do you jump in puddles
a. i like to jump in puddles
b. can i lick your ear
3. do you like me
7. i’m already licking your ear
sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
This is Chico. He just merged across four lanes to make his exit. Also pretty sure he left his water bowl on the roof. Trying not to make eye contact with other drivers. 12/10 stay strong buddy