Abby Albrecht

who's the girl in the pink capris // @lamdadrama ‘18

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

Me at frat parties senior year

[m @msnetik]

I’m gonna find out from PopCrave aren’t I

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

Bi girls with boyfriends be like I’m socially gay but fiscally straight

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@kemimarie As someone who just turned 29, unfortunately I have to report this feeling does not go away at 29

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: "you should come to my church, we have cool music and a really positive and uplifting message"

catholics:

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Not the triangle shirtwaist factory strategy

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@ritalara @rianeokiza You can tell Alan rickman did great character work here. Everything about this reads “adult man faces his childhood bullies for the first time since childhood”

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@DarwinsOutcasts @Trey_Explainer That part of the book was exceptional. Perhaps the best bit of horror writing I’ve ever read.

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@CUMFORTSU @sxmtejxs I promise this has nothing to do with it lol

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@DannyDrinksWine @thorfinnur To counter, I loved the movie. Thought it was terrific (still do). Then I finally read the book. 10 times more gripping.

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@nikicaga Clearly this person never experienced a “make your own hardtack” project in high school

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@ApplauseSv @designmom Agreed

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[kate 𐦖 @myctorae]

You can measure how much a woman likes you by how sleepy she gets while you’re together

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

last night at midnight mass, the choir brought out multiple guitars to sing carols and my grandfather loudly whispered, “what are we, Protestants?”

Merry Christmas!

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

Louder

[ro 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷🇦🇺🇧🇩 @loveologian]

There's nothing inherently feminine about being female because femininity is constructed.

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@scarletttfairy Fr it has NEVER been in “danger”

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@matildae22 @heshidicjudaism Oh dont get me started on the whole “as straight white cis women, we’re FINALLY getting the chance to display traditional femininity!” thing

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@matildae22 Yeah things are getting crazy over there

[Isabel Cristo @isabeldcris]

For @TheCut, I wrote about what it is we're avoiding as we bask in the long tail of girlhood 💫

https://t.co/W2xFf5ivcK

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted