abigail🌼✨

witchy woman

[vita @majipres]

I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Kajay @kajayni]

the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you

[Ali @AJ_F612]

This surmised it so perfectly

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

how i ran the mile in highschool

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly

[reb @rebmasel]

“um as you should?” to my best friend describing a felony

[emily june @emilyjune_]

I wanna go out to dinner and all we talk about is the submarine

[bkiki @keeahya]

I need to be outside soon. The world needs me in a mini skirt

[abigail🌼✨ @AbigailRenner]

new & improved

[abigail🌼✨ @AbigailRenner]

“yea i’m actually working for my buddy’s start up right now”

[alexa @vampirrria]

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

some people on my close friends are close friends but some people are there as a punishment, you have sinned and therefore you are held hostage and forced to watch me in my most annoying form until I set you free