Abby Shrode

css soccer ‘25 💙🇻🇦

[Abby Shrode @AbigailShrode]

“There is no depth, there is no pain, there is no suffering, there is no darkness that Jesus will not enter, in order to prove his love for you.” - @frmikeschmitz

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a list in possession of three or more items is in want of an Oxford comma.

[Kat @KatAUversion]

I’ve found lately that most people just want to eat a hotdog and go to a baseball game with the love of their life. Which I understand cause I do too

[britt💗✨🍒 @brittytigs]

The little girl in me is crying for real right now because what do you mean Justin Verlander is a Detroit Tiger in 2026

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

The Tigers have signed three-time American League Cy Young and nine-time All-Star RHP Justin Verlander to a one-year contract for the 2026 season.

Welcome home, JV!

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Writing is just googling "what's a synonym for..." over and over until you drop dead

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT,

THE STARS WERE BRIGHT, FERNANDO 🎶

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[Blair. @urstrulyBlair]

imagine using ai to write instead of just keeping this tab open the whole time

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

*you're

[carlos @svlmonskinrolls]

LONG LIVE THE IRWINS 🐊🩷

[hayley ⁸¹ 🇦🇺🦊🐊 @rhrh1800]

What do they have in common? They both got robbed this week. #DWTS

[JL @JLas43_]

15th inning without ghost runners as intended by our founding fathers

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

TARIK SKUBAL IS THE BEST PITCHER IN THE GAME OF BASEBALL

[Baila @protesional]

i do be texting back with a lot of "hahaha" for someone who's having a hahahard time

[noelle ೀ @hooksonpadilla]

guys i miss cj cregg i miss toby zeigler i miss josh lyman i miss donna moss

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

In this house, we use the Oxford comma.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Since summer is almost over here’s list of all the places I’ve been able to visit so far:

1. Work
2. Home

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

“I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok” well I asked the blessed Mary, ever virgin, all the angels and saints, and you, my brothers and sisters, to pray for me to the Lord our God, Amen.