1,000 years ago: a crying, mournful little girl lays her favorite doll at her brave father's grave.
Scientists today: "Well, just look at this faggot."
We found the Zombie Kid a.k.a Jonathan! He still has an awesome face paint job and is here with the first review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem! Get tickets now and see #TMNTMovie in theatres Wednesday.