Lagos babes dey craze.
We had a very similar experience, December 2023.
We were heading to the good beach, so we stopped at the store cos my friend wanted to restock condoms.
This fine lady(also buying something) overheard me telling my guy I wanted to buy chewing gum cos it's quite expensive at the beach. She asked if she could ride with us to the beach cos she's headed that way too. We said it's okay.
We got to the beach and parted ways. Only for this babe to locate us again where we were seated, saying her friends were not around yet.
She poured from our drink, started a conversation and before we knew it, it was already past 11pm. Till she asked the big question; so who am I going with between you two?
As how??!🤣
Na who price wan buy market o maami 😂
Armed thieves broke into my Uncle’s house in Benin many years back. As everybody dey cooperate make dem thief, comot, na so my cousin (very young then) look one of the robbers shout “my daddy have gun too!”
You texted me and told me I’m very pretty and naughty and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a man but don’t go around admiring women that are not on your level
PRESS STATEMENT
In the last 24 hours, social media has exploded over my interview with Mehdi Hassan, albeit with varied opinions. Let me set the record straight.
When I signed on to the privileged job granted to me by Mr. President, I was well aware of its implications. Selling ice cream, looking fine, and seeking the praises of men were never part of it. Some of the fiercest critics of my interview can not even stand local TV anchors. But the task of promoting and defending the President and his administration is what I do with ease and joy. I am prepared to appear before any interviewer, anywhere in the world, any day and at any time, to defend this government and its policies.
I have never, and will never, subscribe to ducking or dodging interviews on matters that concern promoting and defending the administration I was appointed to serve. It is the least of what is required of me.
Head to Head contacted me requesting an interview, stating that they wanted to challenge our government on security, the economy, and corruption. Nowhere in our almost six months of communication did they mention that they were going to challenge my past. If that had been their plan, ethically and professionally, they were supposed to inform me so I could prepare my response. But that’s okay, ethically, that is on them, not on me.
I refused to swallow the pill of Mehdi’s “opposition research-style journalism,” and even today, if you carefully compare what he read as quotes from organisations and groups, you will see that many were inaccurate and some were outright fake news. But I will leave that for another day.
As for what I said about President Tinubu in the past, I am glad those were things I said when I was in the opposition saddle with such zeal. It is all politics. Half of Donald Trump’s cabinet is made up of people who once spoke against him, and quite a number of people in our own cabinet also spoke against President Tinubu in the past. Those things do not bother him if you care to know.
The majority of the naysayers are members of the opposition and their sympathisers. It does not bother me one bit. Their temporary excitement over the interview has not lasted and will not last, because it does not take away their obvious problem of lack of vision, mission in conducting and managing a political party; yet they seek to manage Nigeria. Clearly they have no path to victory and no alternative policies or program for the Nigerian people. And if they say they do, they can as well go to head to head and be interrogated on that; as the saying in Hausa goes “Ga fili Ga doki”
I conclude by thanking the many Nigerians and non-Nigerians who sent in their commendations over my brave defence of our government in an interview where the anchor would hardly let you answer a question unless it suited his narrative.
I still have admiration and respect for Mehdi Hassan as arguably the best debater on the planet. I look forward to part two of the Head to Head interview, and I am glad that by then questions about my past will no longer be news so that we can focus on our administration’s policies, programs and what we have achieved so far.
Stay tuned.
– D.H Bwala
Special Adviser to President on Media and Policy Communication
(State House)
Saturday March 7, 2026
It was a privilege serving Banga soup and pepper soup cooked with fresh Isoko river fish and starch to the Ex-governor of Delta State His Excellency Hon Chief Onanefe Ibori and his entourage at Louis Louvre Hotel in Asaba, Delta state