Unlettered A CI Tob

Dark, Tall, and Witty! I inspire excellence.
That man, your dreams paint yet reality fakes. I am CI!
Founder: @useriapp

[Unlettered A CI Tob @Abitob]

Every beautiful house is first built through detailed design before the physical structure is developed. What is Africa's detailed design? 🤔

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 EXCLUSIVE: "Love Island" Huda Mustafa was caught on video sneaking into the apartment complex of her ex’s baby mama. https://t.co/k4MWB5FrRy

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

Some of you come online every day to speak with absolute certainty on issues you have no expertise in, issues you have zero knowledge of.

One of Nigeria’s greatest challenges is that too many people occupying political spaces add more noise than value, there are too many nonentities allowed in political spaces, and around politicians, while many of the brightest minds have chosen to stay away from public service and politics altogether.
Some of these noisemakers don’t even have university certificates.

We must change that.

Thinkers must start running for offices. Why can’t we have an Okonjo Iweala in the Senate but we have an Onwebonyi, why can’t we have a Sam Amadi, but we have an Akpabio, and why can’t we have Chidi Odinkalu or Alex Onyia or Kalu Aja, or Dr. Ajuji Ahmed and even Dele Farotimi, but we have Orji Kalu, Umahi, Bamidele, and God forbid a possible Yaya Bello.

A country of over 200 million people cannot continue to treat foolishness and intelligence as equals. Intelligence, competence, and critical thinking must once again become respected in our political space.

Ironically, some of the noisemakers spend more time generating opinions than acquiring knowledge.
Some cannot type sensibly without using ChatGPT to sound smart, yet they confidently try to talk about governance, economics, and public policy.

Nigeria deserves a political culture where facts matter and where substance outweighs noise.
Too many noisemakers in our political space, we must start changing that.

[OLUWA SEUN @Oluwaseun__0]

I have so many questions!
Mehn... which kind yeye business be this? Who are the people patronizing this business? The punishment for the perpetrators should carry maximum sentence. The kind of trauma they put these children through is unimaginable

— julliecassie

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

Newly released body cam footage shows rapper Polo G ARGUING with the WHOLE police station and calling all of them BROKE after they arrested him for having over $280k cash in his house 😳👀

"I'll go band for band with all of yall"
"Y'all broke asf I'm getting arrested for money"

[GRV Stan @CrownprinceCom2]

Confession Video:
“Is it true that bandits will give me ₦100,000 after I follow them on TikTok? I have gotten myself into serious trouble. Please, Nigerians, help me. They are now demanding that I pay back ₦100 million.” 😭😭
Kindly repost and share your views.

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

Residents Threaten Showdown With Lagos APC Government Over Solar Tax Following Failure to Provide Reliable Electricity Supply https://t.co/zcf3H0sNZJ

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

I went to greet one Baba Adugbo, and he asked me for money. I opened my banking app to transfer him ₦5,000 (he didn’t know how much I intended to send), but his bank network was poor, so I told him I would send someone to give him the cash instead.

The next day, I sent my area aunt with the ₦5,000. Not long after, she called me to say he had returned the money because it was too small. I told her to keep the money and that I would send my account number so she could return it to me.

I forgot to send my account number that day, so first thing the following morning, she called again and said he had sent someone to collect the money. She wanted to know whether she should give it to him or if I still wanted my money back. I immediately sent her my account number and told her I wanted my money returned.

She then started preaching to me about how he was an elderly man and that sometimes you just have to respect elders and accept them for who they are. But I won’t tolerate that kind of rubbish, especially when it’s money I worked hard for, and from someone who hasn’t done anything for me in his life.

She later said he was shocked when she told him that she had returned the money and that I collected it back.

E no go shock ke? 🤣

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

But you're stupid enough not to remember that this was in 2019, Obama wasn't president then, and his attendance didn't require anywhere near the same level of security that a sitting president requires.

[AY COMEDIAN @AYCOMEDIAN]

In many parts of the world, the disappearance of one child triggers a national emergency.

Police mobilise. Security agencies move. The media amplifies. The nation pays attention.

So how did we get to a point where dozens of Nigerian children can be taken into the bush by armed criminals and it becomes just another headline?

These are not statistics. These are not political talking points. These are somebody's sons and daughters. Somebody's hopes, dreams and future.

Every passing day raises one painful question:

If these children were ours, would we not move heaven and earth to bring them home?

The safety of our children must never become negotiable. The protection of innocent lives must remain the primary responsibility of every government.

Today, I lend my voice AGAIN to every parent waiting, praying and hoping.

Bring our children home.

Now.

#BringBackOurChildren #ProtectNigerianChildren #EveryChildMatters #EnoughIsEnough #Nigeria #Security #OurChildrenOurFuture

[Não Intendo @blognaointendo]

Depois que o crime foi legalizado na Europa, coube aos brasileiros fazer justiça.

[The Foxxy 🦊One @foxxydammie]

@Hybrid_Ola Nigerians are so loud , dumb and stupid. Must they make content with everything? You can share updates via telegram or WhatsApp. Why come online to make videos so everyone can see and counter everything

[kevin blue @kevinblue345]

At the French Open, Adam Lefco, a white television host, described Black Tennis player Sloane Stephens to a fieldhand. To describe modern Black individuals as fieldhands is highly offensive. It reduces Black people to their historical slave status as forced laborers and property,

[Rahul @sairahul1]

Apple went public at under $2 billion.
15x revenue.
1980.

SpaceX wants you to buy at $2 trillion.
100x revenue.
2026.

That is not getting in early.

That is being the exit for venture capitalists who bought in years ago at a fraction of what you are being asked to pay.

Almost none of the retail investors buying this IPO will read the 300 pages before the book closes on June 11.

I fed all 300 into AI and read them for you.

Here is what you will miss ↓

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

🚨 Tech companies like Apple and Google have three months.

Activate safeguards on smartphones and tablets to detect and block nude images for children or we will bring forward legislation to force you to do so.

[Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️ @LeahRain77]

A 17 year old volleyball player Claire Crawford goes into full cardiac arrest while playing a match . She hits the volleyball then collapses to the floor. CPR was not working but a quick thinking school administrator runs in with a heart defibrillator. This saves her life and Claire makes a full recovery.
Thank God things lined up the way they did . 🙏🏼

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This woman reports that her little niece was kidnapped last night. She has been appealing to the public to help her share this video incase someone may have seen the little girl.

Please help share this video.
Let’s help find this innocent little baby.

[Roldier 🇪🇸 @Roldier]

Pancartas en ingles porque toda la performance está enfocada a que algún billonario yankee les financie no dar un palo al agua.

[Save Our Citizenships 🔻 @LetsStopC9]

The five-point personality of the English: fear, insecurity, jealousy, paranoia, and projection.

This is what happens when a nation builds its identity on domination instead of introspection. The cure? De-colonise your mind, therapy can work wonders for you!

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 Élu meilleur arbitre africain 2025 par la CAF, Omar Abdulkadir Artan 🇸🇴, N’A PAS ÉTÉ AUTORISÉ À ENTRER SUR LE TERRITOIRE AMÉRICAIN 🇺🇸 !!! 😱❌

Il ne pourra donc pas officier durant cette Coupe du Monde et va rentrer chez lui. 😳

L’arbitre a fait face à des difficultés pour obtenir un visa et avait bénéficié du soutien de l'ambassade somalienne de Nairobi qui lui a permis d'avoir un passeport diplomatique.

🗞️ via @Romain_Molina

[osama @0ba0sama]

yall are racist on LINKEDIN???