Abi Wurdeman

My skills include writing comedy and frequently forgetting that Twitter is a thing comedy writers are supposed to do.

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

@dabblewriter I fully assumed my answer would be Anne Shirley. But when I search my heart, it seems to be Pizza Girl. Maybe it's because I've already known Anne my whole life? And I love the way Pizza Girl tells a story.

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

My brother, trying to help me remember if I've seen a specific movie:

"It has your doppelgänger it . . . you know, uhhh . . . John Cusack."

I'm 82% sure he meant "emotional doppelgänger," but that is not a high enough percentage for my satisfaction.

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

On family, tiny airports, and what it means to me to arrive in the @CityofTyler . #Texas https://t.co/dOZQMYiaOY

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

One of many, many reasons to @VisitParkRapids -- the beautiful Itasca State Park: https://t.co/pBthMKZAkt

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

My friend asked me to bring OJ for mimosas and I was going to ask if she prefers pulp or no pulp, but then I realized I knew the answer to that, and now I just really feel like we're closer than ever.

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

Is @AngelsFlight scary? Sure, if you're someone like me who fears ascending escalators. Is it worth it to indulge in #LAHistory? A thousand times yes. https://t.co/Inuh7TouCG

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If you love overstuffed #bookshelves and dusty ink smell, it's probably time to scoot on over to #BargainBooks. Here's everything you need to know: https://t.co/bizBpqoAPg

[The Matt's DeMello(-Nordmark) @Marionmarooned]

.... which is a really good reason to seek asylum, no? https://t.co/6FIexkO4dX

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

My nephew's review of @castaiclake #BeachDay: https://t.co/VqVP80RMZg

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

This article kicks off with the words "...he wants to see an end to his policy..." Professional-grade shade and accurate journalism in one move. https://t.co/2mFPKFqErg via @nbcnews

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

I have nothing but love for @priscillas_coff : https://t.co/nPi65WXXjF

[ACLU @ACLU]

You have a policy of criminally prosecuting any asylum seeker who crosses the border between ports of entry. Period. Parents go into custody and kids are shipped off to facilities — over a misdemeanor.

You also have a record of not giving kids back after parents serve time. https://t.co/BrCr5XF5q0

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

In my family, there is a very close relationships between the legacy of #fatherhood and @mnstateparks : https://t.co/pBthMLhbc1

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

Accio cardigan https://t.co/AtFHf8Gqsn

[Headliner.app @headlinerapp_]

Author Mike Adamick's top tips for parenting through #DIY #RoleModelDads #HappyFathersDay https://t.co/2D4bG0TdCf

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

"Eye pillow" sounds like a term a 3rd world comedy troupe made up for a sketch about 1st world problems. #ThoughtsDuringShavasana

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

Don't miss @EverydayGirlDad's great insights on fatherhood! https://t.co/A5gofhhrT8

[Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds]

I got to chat with @AbiWurdeman today about dadhood, writing stories with kids, and being a dad to daughters! https://t.co/67FYSiLtvQ

[Headliner.app @headlinerapp_]

FBI agent-turned-surf rocker @SusanSurfTone told @AbiWurdeman about meeting a Stonewall hero #pride2017 https://t.co/1PO32Utgam

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

I'm sitting in a sold-out theater at 10:20 on a Sunday night.

Just saying.

#WonderWoman #Spend$OnUs

[Abi Wurdeman @AbiWurdeman]

I'm not the only person who felt real feelings during Titus's last Lemonade song, right? #kimmyschmidt