alissa bauer

laughing too loud since 1984.

[alissa bauer @abKansas]

Mahomes Magic transcends the score at the end of each game. You make us proud to be from the Midwest. You lead your team like a champion and raise your family like a real man. The wins are unbelievable, but to win with you leading the way is an honor.

Thank you @PatrickMahomes.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

THAT'S OUR QUARTERBACK.

[Matt Tait @mctait]

Self: "I'm biased and I know I'm gonna say that we've got the best crowd/environment, but I shouldn't say that because I don't know what everyone else has. But I can guarantee you there's no place better than this place." #KUbball

[alissa bauer @abKansas]

Coach builds teams who will run through a brick wall for each other. Our best teams don’t have a superstar, they have a group of guys who will give everything they’ve got. Without question.

DP doesn’t fit. We won tonight because we’ve found it. Kansas is back. ❤️💙

#RockChalk

[alissa bauer @abKansas]

@BHanni @KUHoops Fantastic lady and SO good at what she does!!! ❤️💙

[Gregg Nunziata @greggnunziata]

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." Theodore Roosevelt

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Let’s review.

@X: owned by Trump’s largest donor

@Facebook: owner gave Trump $1M

@tiktok_us: soon operated by billionaire Trump donors

@ABC: fired Kimmel, gave Trump $15M

@CBS: fired Colbert, gave Trump $16M

This isn't normal. Free speech doesn't belong to billionaires.

[alissa bauer @abKansas]

Welp, any @KUHoops fan could tell you that was gonna happen. And The Dream wasn’t even at the Fieldhouse. Go win it, Coogs. #RockChalk

[alissa bauer @abKansas]

Ohhh I hear you @seankellerman!!! So much respect for your hard work! #itsjustdifferent ❤️💙

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hey Trump voter dads, you didn’t need to protect your daughters from drag queens, boys in sports, and furry groomers, you needed to protect them from rapists like Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz.

And guess what — you fucking failed.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Turns out my biggest mistake might have been believing people were inherently good…

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Your 2024 American League Champions: The New York Yankees.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Wait, the right wing is calling him #TamponTim as a *bad* thing?

Putting free tampons in the bathroom is supposed to be *bad*?

Okay, GOP, carry on.

[alissa bauer @abKansas]

The injuries will heal.
@KUHoops will be back.
We will love them through it.
#RockChalk ❤️💙

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[GRAMMYS @RecordingAcad]

🌃 Congrats Album Of The Year winner - 'Midnights' @TaylorSwift13 #GRAMMYs

[GRAMMYS @RecordingAcad]

Congrats Best Pop Vocal Album winner - 'Midnights' @TaylorSwift13 #GRAMMYs

[NFL @NFL]

Travis and Taylor ❤️

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Knew he was a Killa first time that we saw him.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Six seasons as our starter.
Six AFC Championship appearances.

And he's not done yet 🚀