AbleTom

Huge advocate of #RecoveryPosse Gooner in recovery 💪🏼 Deciding what to do next…

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

So I’m doing something completely out of my comfort zone, I’m starting a podcast. I’d be hugely grateful for any retweets and feedback if you’d all be so kind…

Follow my dedicated Twitter page at:

@mlaaapod

https://t.co/W83apG0bAq

[badia @couldnotbebadia]

Griezmann literally did the hotline bling dance for a year straight then the fortnite dance and no one racially abused him or was given a yellow card or said he was provoking fans

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

Jesus was through on goal about 20 seconds before the equaliser and just melted.

Martinelli hit the keeper from 2 yards.

Raya & Gabriel jumped into each other for no reason.

Timber kept kicking the ball off the pitch.

Plenty on the manager but these players shat the bed.

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

@DeanTTraining @grok how much would this cost in the UK

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

@DeanTTraining And how much does that cost?

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

@memechaotic 🤔

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

This is laid out incredibly well

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z:

You buy a Pokémon card for $50.

Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it.

The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes."
You: "…I didn't sell it."

Government: "Don't care. Pay up."

You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received.

Next month? That card drops back to $50.

Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs.

That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax...

Now picture this.

Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off.

But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have.

So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday.

Gone.

To pay a tax on money that was never real.

Now picture the opposite.

Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it.

Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000.

He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore.

Does the government give him his money back?
No.

Does the government give him his truck back?
No.

Does the government care?
No.

They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine.

You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive.

You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things.

It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday.

They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created.

There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate.

I hope you understand what's at stake.

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

WTAF 🤯

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is actually incredible omfg😭

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

@Charl_H79 @NetflixUK Oh this is information I both need and don’t need 😂

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

Absolute cuntish behaviour to nick that goal

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

No way this happened in Australia, someone please cancel football in that country 🇦🇺😭😭

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

Calafiori man 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Ricky Harries @RickyHarries]

If you vote for this lot you are fucking mental

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

Easily the worst bit of officiating I’ve ever seen. Farcical

[george @StokeyyG2]

Chris Kavanagh gave this as a FREE KICK and with no VAR, the decision stood.

These referees without VAR are criminal…

🤣🤣�

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

This should be front page news but it doesn’t sow enough hatred, division or fear amongst the general population

We are an island addicted to fucking misery

[The Arsenal Judge @NicoAnelka9]

Man Utd lost an 8 pt lead with 5 games to go.

Liverpool lost a 5 pt lead with 3 games to go.

But 4 pts with 12 games left is the biggest of all time 👍🏻

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

@Charl_H79 He’s so woke

[🇮🇪 @TBSwans]

Have a backbone. Fuck the nations league. Have a friendly against Palestine on the same date. They're not a legitimate state, they're not in Europe and they're actively committing genocide.

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

This might come back to bite me next weekend but 😂😂😂😂

[Matt Scott @Matt5cott]

Welcome Igor Tudor. #Spursy

2015 - Sacked by PAOK due to “unsuccessful results and raging comments about the quality of the team”

2017 - Sacked by Galatasaray after only ten months

2018 - Sacked by Udinese after only six weeks

2018 - Rehired by Udinese then sacked again 7 months later

2020 - Sacked as Juve assistant manager after one season

2022 - Sacked by Hellas Verona after one season

2023 - Resigns from Marseille after one season and publicly slams the club

2024 - Lasts only 3 months at Lazio

2025 - Sacked by Juventus after 7 months

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Consistency is all we ask for.

Consistency is all we ask for.

[AbleTom @AbleTom5]

Hahahaha fuck off

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

This is the reason why pro-gamers play with their face very close to their monitor