Kara Baker

just a girl who appreciates a tweet

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

@ElonMNews A. Yes

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

Pls add to “the good old days”: when @OrbitGum pieces used to slip easily from their sleeve… I nearly pulled a muscle in my most recent attempt to extract a full piece of gum. Spoiler alert - only half of the piece was extracted. WHY DO THEY ALL GET SO STUCK?!?!

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

My husband throws the best birthday parties. I’ll be hungover for the next 72 - 564 hours.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

I hope the mosquito that bit my forehead found love then IMMEDIATE and DEVASTATING heartbreak.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

STRESSED. #UsOpen

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

LFG!!!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

SERENA. WILLIAMS.

VICTORY 🤩 #USOpen

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

@SportsCenter QUEEN

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

SERENA WILLIAMS ADVANCES IN THE US OPEN‼️

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

@Grimezsz the “all I want for Christmas” beat drop was both unexpected and excellent.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

Things I care about that my husband doesn’t even know exist, pt 1: beautifully packaged hand soaps & the right way to fold a towel

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

I’ve decided of all the vibes outside of my everyday vibe, chola is the vibe I identify with most.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

Honestly, it’s nice being the worst dancer in the room. There’s ZERO pressure.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

20 yrs ago, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now, we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. - the guy on the radio

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

You can be bitter or you can be better.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

I guess it’s just that… I really wish margarita Monday was a thing.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

What’s the worst that can happen? Easy, your husband starts snoring before you fall asleep.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

Loving the rise of Miles Teller. Loving every second of it.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

I’m sorry I didn’t swim upriver.

[Kara Baker @ABlueEyedBaker]

Feelin’ fresh and profesh after that sabbatical!

[El Arroyo @ElArroyo_ATX]

Submission by Wes K! https://t.co/jz9FQ9Flaw