Alan Bobalik

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@TheBetterReneau Whoa there buddy, try saying that in a small town and see what happens!

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@KiannMcDonald_4 “Take my eyes but not the shirt”

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@TheBetterReneau I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

How pick up trucks are advertised vs how most people actually use them.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@michael_economy @PicturesFoIder Ah yes, Wisconsin

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@KalebSwagner You’ve got 3 weeks to dial in the perfect day just as I have already planned to do

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

10am - watch Oppenheimer
1pm - purchase a pet bird
3pm - run fb marketplace scams with my new bird
5pm - Barbie movie
7pm - refill oil in my oil lanterns
9pm - send back Cobb salad at Denny’s

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

9am - Barbie movie
Noon - eat a giant plate of green beans
2:00-2:03pm- pedal vigorously on a stationary bike
3:00pm - watch Oppenheimer
6:00pm - assemble moving boxes
8:30pm - order DVD collection of tv show Ed staring Julie Bowen, Justin Long, John Slattery, and Tom Cavanaugh

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@mattswier

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@r3tic3nt I think it involves a clock of some sort?

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

Chutney has had its moment, we need to find something else to slather on foods.

Don’t bother suggesting aioli.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

Personally I find it embarrassing that Charles even wants to be King. That's some kid stuff, you're grown man, just live in palace like you've been doing. King literally means nothing to anyone.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

This is exactly a bribe

[Justin Elliott @JustinElliott]

NEW:

Clarence Thomas Had a Child in Private School. Harlan Crow Paid the Tuition.

The price tag could have exceeded $150,000.

https://t.co/jctO8RMscf

w/ @js_kaplan @Amierjeski

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

I've literally never heard anyone say anything good or bad about Lake Ontario. It's just not worthing talking about apparently.

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Sifan Hassan wins the 2023 London Marathon in 2:18:34 in one of the most remarkable races in marathon history.

Hassan, a world champ at 1500m who had to stop 2x to stretch her quad during mile 12, comes from behind to beat one of the greatest marathon fields ever in her debut.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

The 76ers tonight. #harden #embid #NBAPlayoffs

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

My “not feds” license plate has people asking me a lot of questions already answered by my license plate.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

I know these terms are often used in a negative connotations but I personally think it sounds really fun to live in a banana republic with a kangaroo court.

[Alan Bobalik @ABobalik]

@TheBetterReneau Perfect, just sell a kidney