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Press Releases from the Government of Aburtu
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We will no longer be pretending to care. Good luck. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

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Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg

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Since our abdication of duty, we have a surplus of government space that we were able to successfully lease out for the next two months. This is proof that our Recovery Plan is working. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

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@HBOsTheLastofUs https://t.co/TS0AfW3SAr

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Since our abdication of duty, we have a surplus of government space that we were able to successfully lease out for the next two months. This is proof that our Recovery Plan is working. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

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@YourAlberta The biggest threat to the environment is this government itself. Are you looking for someone who is actively working against this government’s agenda or did you extend the deadline because every nominee so far has been?

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@CBCCalgary We remain committed to silencing Indigenous voices both figuratively and literally.

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@keesdenhartigh @AlbertasFuture It is also our present.

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@AB_AgainstUCP @RajanJSaw @RicMcIver We remain committed to silencing Indigenous voices both figuratively and literally.

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@MargeauxMaron Operative for racist and hateful government upset by racist and hateful messages (as long as they aren’t coming from her own colleagues)
https://t.co/rEpsplkTUl

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@CheryllYEG @Westend_Seniors What was the reaction when you told the West-end seniors you want to pause the West-end LRT?

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@MargeauxMaron @KevinCTV https://t.co/bcwV9LS1Dm

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Creating Jobs: We are looking for an unqualified unprincipled citizen willing to tarnish their reputation for a six-figure salary. No dignity? No problem. Please inquire. #COVID19AB #ableg #scum #onyourown

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@AHS_NorthZone https://t.co/RZXtFidpuX

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The health services map has been updated and there are no disruptions to services. We have cancelled 50 surgeries due to service disruptions. Patients have contracted COVID-19 while in hospital. There is no risk to patients in hospital. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

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@JasonCoppingAB You seem to be as effective as the walking pile of driveway diarrhea that preceded you.

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@Richard4Alberta https://t.co/qfafn7dw2c

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Indigenous History Month: we ask that citizens forget we discontinued land acknowledgements, denied the existence of genocide against Indigenous people, hired outspoken racists who targeted Indigenous people, and barely acknowledged the mass grave discovery. #ableg #onyourown

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@Richard4Alberta https://t.co/9D4UTmcERN

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Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg

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@AdrianaLaGrange https://t.co/eUoxqrpIa5

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LIVE: Update on the draft Kindergarten to Grade 6 curriculum. #abed #ableg #onyourown

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@YourAlberta https://t.co/9D4UTmcERN

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Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg

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@jkenney

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@RajanJSaw https://t.co/9D4UTmcERN

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Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg

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@Richard4Alberta https://t.co/9D4UTmcERN

[AB Press Release parody @ABpressrelease]

Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg

[AB Press Release parody @ABpressrelease]

Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg