It's been 10 days since the #Emmys and I am still overcome with gratitude about @AlexBorstein using her platform to tell women to sit down when they pee. I've been waiting for 31 years and I can't believe it finally happened. God bless you. Ladies, enough now.
.....This was done by the Democrats in order to make me look as bad as possible when I was successfully raising Billions of Dollars to help rebuild Puerto Rico. If a person died for any reason, like old age, just add them onto the list. Bad politics. I love Puerto Rico!
This just makes me so sad. SO many people will still stand behind the current government when it's PROVEN that they're corrupt. OF COURSE Trump is involved, people don't go to prison for other people for nothing. https://t.co/5fh7FK5Zgu How are you so blind?
There is so much turbulence on this plane that it's hard to type because when my fingers go to press the keys, they aren't there anymore because the plane moved so drastically. If we go down, tell @AaronRodgers12 I love him.
Iβm about to stop watching #WillAndGrace altogether because of that GD @AldiUSA yogurt bites commercial. Can someone please speak to your media agency about wear-out? Holy hell.
What if you were on a first date that was going super well and then you found out their favorite movie was 'Dinner For Schmucks'? Because I can not stop thinking about it.
It's pretty darn sad how happy it makes me that the rest of the world so completely hates the president of my country. Way to go UK. Never accept this horseshit. #UKtrumpvisit#TrumpBaby#TrumpProtest