Isaac Newtard

Just aBrainTard. Apologies in advance for bad quality memes. Hardcore $Link holder. Try read between the lines, or don't, shitposts anyway

[Joepegs @joepegsnft]

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[Isaac Newtard @aBrainTard]

I greatly respect this

[Romano @RNR_0]

Well anyways, so rest of you guys don't have no excuses now like "too difficult" to learn about options or whatever.

I'm not intellectually superior

or lucky enough to spent my time in a good environment

Just eternal grind with no real external help from someone

[Positivity Link Marine | Convert feeToken to link @uCeLiNk]

All the worlds data was never a meme $LINK

[Chainlink @chainlink]

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[run ⬡ the ⬡ juels @nullpackets]

@bradmillscan #DLC? #Taproot? Institutional #Lightning use case?

Going to need an oracle for that.

Chainlink makes #Bitcoin useful

$LINK #CCIP @dlc_link

[RoyalRhythms @RoyalRhythms]

Brave Goggles beta. Give it a try! https://t.co/QiGW1k8DCs #brave #BAT #browser #search #innovation #saynotobigtech @BrendanEich I think your onto something pretty big here.

[Edgy - The DeFi Edge 🗡️ @thedefiedge]

A lifetime of playing games has helped me become a better thinker:

Some skills I've learned:

1) Chess: Second-order thinking
2) Starcraft: Resource management
3) Poker: Probabilistic thinking
4) Grand Theft Auto: If you re-spray your car, you can avoid the police.

[Isaac Newtard @aBrainTard]

Thanks for the trip Mario…

[otteroooo @otteroooo]

Do you or your family member have money stuck in Celsius?

Then this thread is for you

Here's what to expect next

What you should and should not do

What's next for users hurt by Celsius

Source: Department of Financial Regulation of Vermont

🦦🦦👇🏼👇🏼🧵🧵

[Isaac Newtard @aBrainTard]

Lol

[Bitpanda @Bitpanda_global]

Next up for #CryptoWednesday is $BNT which lets @Bancor traders provide liquidity for pools. Holders also have access to auto-compounding rewards, instant impermanent loss protection and lower gas fees on staking and trading.

[Isaac Newtard @aBrainTard]

Why people don’t understand that I’m perfectly happy being unemployed and try to convince me to get back to work?

[otteroooo @otteroooo]

NEXO HAS SIGNS OF FINANCIAL PYRAMID SCHEME

source: Russian Central Bank

(just in case otter's whistleblowers aren't enough for you anon)

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[Chainlink Today @ChainlinkToday]

Leading global information and analytics provider @LexisNexis launched its own #Chainlink node to bring its proprietary flight data on-chain, enabling a host of #web3 applications that improve flight insurance, supply chain management, and risk assessment. https://t.co/ZB6SsQK77u

[Isaac Newtard @aBrainTard]

@diamonds4cubes Congrats sir!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

🇨🇳 China state-run newspaper 'Economic Daily' says #Bitcoin is heading to zero.

[Treasure @Treasure_DAO]

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We will be co-hosting an AMA on Friday at 3pm EST which will feature some exciting news and a potential prize for participation!

[otteroooo @otteroooo]

only my Nexo tweets are affected

Bulgarian Boys frantically reporting my tweets to avoid jail time

GET YOUR FUNDS OUT OF NEXO TODAY

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[FrogEnjoyer @diamonds4cubes]

Just made a new YouTube channel to upload gameplay clips.

Enjoy!

https://t.co/8FQ5UBqom6

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky