Abridger Facts

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Everybody in the abridging world gets along just fine and there are never any hard feelings or bitterness, it's all just a perfect happy utopia what could possibly go wrong

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Everything is fine. We're all going to be okay. There's no need for alarm. Just sit back and stop worrying. Don't look outside.

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@MasturShake No

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Nobody has ever abridged Sonic X.

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Actually.

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eagle8burger did not actually make that 4Kids Evangelion rap. It was actually the work of popular internet creator "OMG WHO DID THIS😂😂😂".

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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series will one day end. All things end. Life is transient and meaningless. Where's the new episode?

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Nappa exists.

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This group consists of the following individuals: Dizzasta, eagle8burger, LatinFireVA, PSWeasel, Vegeta3986, a golden retriever called Martin, Grimmjack69, Xcaliborg, Sydsnap, xthedarkone, Coffinjockey, Antfish, my mother and some weird anon who keeps asking for feet pics.

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Real identity reveal in 10 minutes! Who do you think we are?

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That's the head of our operation, Owl McHoots. He is a refined individual with a dedication to 100% true facts, as researched by our team of knowledge spewers.

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We're always watching, waiting.

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PurpleEyesWTF is currently writing a sequel to the soup store scene which is going to be as mind-blowing and game-changing as New Numa.

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Faulerro has been dead for years and his Twitter account has been maintained by his murderer. That is the only possible explanation for the fact that we still haven't had a new episode of Danganronpa Abridged Thing WHAT THE FUCK FAULERRO THE SHOW ISN'T EVEN THAT LONG YOU LAZY ASS

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@3LinesFTW NO.

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Contrary to popular belief, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is currently being written by not just LittleKuriboh, but also KaiserNeko, Vegeta3986, Maffew of Botchamania, Ian Flynn of IDW Sonic, Adam Reed, Matt Thompson, Matt Chapman, Matt Lucas, Matt Berry, Alex Hirsch and Satan.

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The original plan for Dragonball Z Abridged: Buu Saga was for it to be released exclusively on Vine. Takahata101 was and still is insistent about this. The rest of the team has to regularly remind him of the fact that Vine was a mass hallucination.

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Lanipator does not, under any circumstances,

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Leaked script of a deleted scene from the latest Hellsing Ultimate Abridged!