Abrielle

"I am a vehicle of destruction, and you are my only passenger."

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Spent more than 80 minutes on hold on VACATION because @Avianca airlines fcked up my @priceline reservations! Maybe a pisco sour will help.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Thanks to Mr. Beentheredonethat for the instant pick-me-up after getting a beatdown at work #crownroyal #si http://t.co/tk9p1yzV

[TIME @TIME]

Want to improve your mental and physical health? Try being more thankful | http://t.co/pWfzNbGa (via @TIMEHealthland)

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

“@iPak2 I am @neza_cabeza. and I'm mad all the time. #argh” Touche! Also: you don't get what you wish for, you get what you work for.

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Now &ThwklhlľHappy 93rd double #birthday whammy to my two precious monsters. http://t.co/bAasQmzb

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Act powerful, be powerful - http://t.co/9rTKAFuP http://t.co/dEsKTbu5

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. -Carl Gustav Jung

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

No matter how bad you think it is, there are always people with problems far far greater. So stay positive, stay faithful, and be grateful.

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Love it babe.. love it babe http://t.co/kgrEZnUd

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

@iPak2 wooahwsome!

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

“@sciam Good-Natured Jokes Ease Pain http://t.co/Yhqin1cn”

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

@MonsterPBJ I love Vu, Firkin, and PB&J. You're on my list now.

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Not so newsflash: absentmindedness is my biggest pet peeve.

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

“@NBA Shane Battier, NBA Champion! http://t.co/HmHO4QGV” Happy for Battier! Congratulations to LBJ and The Heat.. Thunder got next!

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Mom's soul food lunch! Good thing @ Riata Ranch a Great Family Friendly neighbohood, A great place to live http://t.co/cPeRYDeQ

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Sweet peas.. apple of my eyes. We love hanging out in Lola's bed! http://t.co/E8MkDyee

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

The vibration on the massage chair at the dentist isn't strong enough *sigh* #firstworldpains 

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

@ydnar I'm sad she can't truly appreciate that.

[Abrielle @Abrielle]

Pretty obsessed/don't want to cook dinner. http://t.co/cl25hgCX