Garrett Bradbury’s Burner

Not really Garrett — delusional State fan, handsome devil, mammas boy, Black Coffee ambassador

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Ironically, UNC back-up QB Max Johnson is 24 years old, the same age as Jordon Hudson, Bill Belichick's girlfriend

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Football team tho… not so unbelievable

[Great Day Tar Heel @GreatDayTarHeel]

Our media team is unbelievable

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Hey @UNCFootball MJ called, he wants his money back

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

The students are leaving!! See yall next year students of Chapel Hill

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Man I can’t wait for Will Wade to put the name in the coffin of the Chapel Hill athletics department

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Just found out there’s another Garret Bradbury burner. Pretty disappointed bro couldn’t be original but I’ll let it slide since he just made his account

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Josh Hoover against Chapel Hill

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

BREAKING NEWS: Jordan Hudson will NOT be letting Chapel Bill crack tn after this performance

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Michael Jordan prob alr on his plane to leave

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Chapel Bill may just be Mack Brown in disguise…

[Gary Hahn’s Burner @nba__whiteboy]

Biggest game in the history of the program and get in price is half that of a Thursday State-ECU matchup. Second rate fan base

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

It is time. I can smell the brainless fish pus of the ECU fans alr

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

I need these elderly folks to quit delaying these Wimbledon matches. Can’t take the heat, stay home

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Looks like the burnerverse will be taking a vacation to Iran soon

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

@randywoodzyn Yeah I didn’t say it didn’t look good, was just an aesthetic observation. Too rich of pizza for my taste

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

@randywoodzyn Looks like bird scat on your pizza

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

@youngdweller @liljuuliet Gotta let the constituents have some fun too

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Forgot Juneteenth is a national holiday. I still have work and am not sure to protest to have off or praise my company for not bending to the left.

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

@tarheelsoulja Random to reply with a selfie but I respect the confidence

[Garrett Bradbury’s Burner @AbsChadBrad]

Ella Langley getting booed for UNCCH shirt is great. You come to Raleigh for country concert, it’s State all day. CH folks are too busy getting shoes shined.