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@RealMamaEagle Pretty sure he also called the Jordan David FG block last season

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@ThePhillyPod This is art

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@UsherNBA People forget that he was the guy who made the Spurs motion offense possible

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

He looks like if matt damon was portraying brian daboll

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@WUTangKids Diane Feinstein 2

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@dylangonzalez21 Me after Ray Allen hit that 3

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@airbagg3d All of them are hospitalized tho

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@BrettKollmann Unfortunately I don't think he will ever be healthy enough to play football anymore tbh

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@SabresClassics Absolutely amazing call from RJ

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@brndxix Their grading is stupid but they track stats for literally everything in the NFL

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@Ihartitz

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

They are running out of "fell for it again" merch at the Cowboys team store.

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@RealMamaEagle Dickerson is cooked

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@acosta32_jp Lamar:

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@brndxix People in San Antonio sell food plates all the time. This idiot just want to be mad at Hispanics

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@RealMamaEagle If Stafford is terrible this season it'll be because he's too old to play anymore

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@jdcmedlock

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@TheTyJager Surely hockey in Atlanta won't fail a 3rd time right?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Congress takes more time off than the average European worker. Meanwhile, Trump wants to cancel federal holidays so we all have to work even more. "Do as I say, not as I do" fuck ass people.

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@lolwtferic Team originally from Buffalo being cursed? Nah no way