Abby Garrison

✨We are the granddaughters of the witches they could not burn✨

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

@Delta Landed almost an hour ago why we still just sitting here, at PWM? What, there’s like 12, 14 gates at this airport

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the usher halftime show is what i imagine doing coke in 2004 felt like

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

Jason Kelce seeing Usher take his shirt off

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

The ONLY reason I’m sad FB is gone is all the photos I lost, that was the only place I had photos from HS saved

[VoteVets @votevets]

Tucker Carlson called General Milley a stupid pig, but do go on about how kneeling is disrespectful to the troops.

[Becca Rose 🐺 @itsbecrose]

Ellen’s replacement

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

I want Moira Rose as my gps voice

[Nellosporin @NellyBota]

This is enraging simply because Kim Potter is a murderer and last year when that black woman was being violently threatened by white supremacists while in her home, the police said there was nothing they could do. Community men came and sat outside her house everyday for months.

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

Yelled “Girl Power” in a DFW airport bathroom because a girl needed a tampon and 3 women reached for tampons to help a sister out #GirlPower

[Hannah Thomasy, PhD @HannahThomasy]

It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

@infpprince Who!?!?

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Here's exactly what happens next after Boulder -

1. The #NRA announces that Biden's coming for your guns.
2. Ppl believe this, & buy more guns.
3. Gun manufacturers make massive profits after yet another massacre.
4. Repeat.

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

Alright Baylor, represent us well #Big12 #MarchMadness2021

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

People that give up caffeine, good for you, seriously, that’s awesome, it’s impressive but when you post about it constantly and make it a personality trait of yours, I CAN’T #thankyew

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

Saturday morning coffee and phone call chats with the older brother🥰

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

I don’t get people who spend 2+ hours at the gym.... I like to get in, get out

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

You ever wake up and your s/o is making you French Toast? Because mine did Friday🥰

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

@nopenotkendi RIGHT??? Season 3 was already on Netflix, I swear

[Abby Garrison @AbsGarrison]

Rewatching Rock of Love has me dead.... how was I OBSESSED with this show??