Absolute Cuts

🎧 Ryan Cullen & Mark Nelson review a different movie every week, with plenty of non-movie comedy too. No need to have seen it—just tune in for the laughs! 🍿🎬

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Perfectly accurate bodies for both

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@AbsoluteCuts @RyanCullen90 @marknelsoncomic Another great episode!

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BLOODSPORT | Episode #135

Ryan and Mark talk about sober podcasters, removing skin tags & the greatest uppercut in cinema history

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The Green Mile episode is out now on all the major pod apps

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Our live show at @AltitudeComedy with the amazing @paulisthejoker is available on Spotify/Youtube or wherever you get your pods!

Our first ever live show recorded at the top of the Alps in Maryhofen, Austria.

Yeah we were surprised as well.

Enjoy

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Fuck sake. Knew Zane would have it covered

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Worth a listen

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STARSHIP TROOPERS | Episode #133

Ryan and Mark talk people not having kids, sex at JP Morgan and why this is one of the most intelligent films ever made

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CLIFFHANGER | Episode 132

Mark and Ryan discuss the 1993 girlfriend dropping, human sledging, stalactite maiming classic Cliffhanger

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Disclaimer: Everything said in this podcast is absolute shite

[Zane @8zane1]

@marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90 @AbsoluteCuts after listening to this weeks Patreon about your level of fact checking stuff, it’s good to see your new sponsor announced

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Episode 131 of Absolute Cuts sees Mark and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1994 Jack Rabbit Slimming, bring out the Gimping, Ezekiel 25-17ing classic Pulp Fiction.

Up on the apps now

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Pulp Fiction episode is up on our Patreon and it's two and a half hours long.
Also a sneak peek of our Live at Altitude show with Paul Smith 📷

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INVASION USA | Episode #130

This week Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 constant bazooka-ing double denim-ing, roundhouse kicking classic Invasion USA.

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FALLING DOWN | Episode #129

New cuts episode is up & we've a Patreon only episode 'Wild Mountain Thyme'

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SMOKIN' ACES | Episode #128
Ryan and Mark talk about their upcoming live show, the Oscar results and rank this film's hitmen and women

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Many Apologies for the delay this week folks. Scheduling conflicts out the wazoo

Our next episode "Smoking Aces" along with our Patreon episode will be released on Monday

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DICK TRACY | Ep. 125

Mark and Ryan talk this truly bizarre film, joining the French foreign legion and why Warren Beatty is Hollywood's greatest shagger

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Paddington bombed Hard at the BAFTAs.

Lot of Bafta & Wedding Crashers chat now on Patreon.

Next week release for public
#paddington #bafta #jamiefoxx #johndavidson

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Good God

[Zane @8zane1]

@RyanCullen90 Alongside you and @marknelsoncomic

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Does Keanu Reeves belongs on the Mount Rushmore of action stars?

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STREET KINGS | Ep. 124

Mark and Ryan talk about how overrated cake really is, the Super Bowl, and whether Keanu Reeves belongs on the Mount Rushmore of action stars.

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