Lea

I like autumn, tea, sunsets and the sea and maybe like 4 people. A little dead inside.
🚫Don’t DM me.

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

🎶 And then you go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like DM me🎶

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@DedaRose Only if you make it awkward 😂😂

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

I want to lay on your chest and feel your heartbeat.

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@Shadow1_hunters You get some good Christmas bargains this time of year it can be really good

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

At the risk of being unfollowed....

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@Shadow1_hunters It's mad

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

Just got a follow from Jason Statham.
Do all 222 accounts that follow him really believe it's him or do they just not care and just want the numbers?

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

If we were tectonic plates I would grind against you.

*me flirting

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@Magic_GymMike Thank you 😊

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@Magic_GymMike 😂 I'm sorry some believe it

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@1Thunder_Struck No thank you 😂

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

Put the coffee machine on to make the house smell 🧡
Can't waste the coffee so now I'm drinking coffee.
I don't like coffee.

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@hiddenagenda80 No clue 😂 it's one of the 2 football shirts I've actually ever liked

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@needsomesun Yeah sure 😂

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

I'm just going to start hitting people.

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@DedaRose 😂😂 it is! To be fair machine coffee isn't too bad

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@MarkBno2 Same happened with me, their loss.

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@MarkBno2 Oh I love it! Absolutely hate being back at home haha
I'm good thanks, hope you are too

[Lea @AbsoluteLeaNot]

@TRatched I was getting some hate on my old profile so started again. I'm glad you've popped back up! Thank you 😊

[Cumberdick BenderBatch @CumberdickB]

Life is too short to be triggered by things you can't control, just enjoy it! Eat the cake, drink the drink, kiss the beauty, watch the movie, dance the conga, poke the bear, lick the ice, sniff the crotch, milk the cow, honk the nipple, taste the bogey...or some shit, just live