Erica P.

Content Ops @BleacherReport

[Erica P. @AbsolutPeach]

Watched a minute of Anastasia before the child wanted PuppyDogPals - then I proceeded to deep dive into her Wikipedia. Says she was "inclined to be chubby." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN AND IS THAT ME

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@alexisfromvegas Just the fact he said “females” and then “men” tells us all we need to know

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@theresaforever You are SO strong. But hormones are reeeeal, and it’s ok to get a lil help. You can do this, mama.

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@JohnRoss157093 @lindyli *you're

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Sometimes I wonder why I don't have mom friends.

Then I catch myself doing donuts in our cul-de-sac with my kids, blasting "Thunderstruck" with the windows down during a hot rainstorm, and the question really answers itself.

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@elonmusk This will single-handedly delegitimize this app in re: to credible sources.

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@theresaforever Perfect! Honestly, parents who take their infants trick-or-treating are in it for the candy. You really gonna give that baby a Snickers bar? Or are you maybe gonna sneak-eat that in the comfort of your own, dark reality. COME ON. lol 😉

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@theresaforever Resinol!! Miracle stuff I swear

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@scottdools This is the type of third-party drama I live for…apparently lol

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@scottdools Ok but why do I love this so much

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@cmclymer Most difficult—“River Deep, Mountain High” Easiest—“Gimme One Reason”

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@bleepstakes Fine line work like that is def gonna end up looking like shit

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@Matt_Velazquez

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@bleepstakes I'm convinced he literally can't read

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https://t.co/KeZCNhWlEv

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@mrs_lucyhayes Lucy, no 😔

[Erica P. @AbsolutPeach]

My 4-year-old: When I grow up I want to have glasses and wear sneakers...

Me: (check, check...)

4-year-old: ...and be really beautiful...

Me: (omg what 🥹)

4-year-old: just like Awnie's House.

Me:

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@Matt_Velazquez This is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

[Erica P. @AbsolutPeach]

Whenever I see someone in a restaurant get their food and say, "Oh, wow, there's no way I could possibly finish that," their plate ends up obliterated every single time.