Sir Flatulence Absorber

I Support Brandon Perna. Literally.

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Hopefully 2022 will be kinder to the Broncos than 2021 has been.

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Broncos are making the playoffs; Mr. Perna promised me.

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Good win for the Broncos, great stream for my Perna, and a awesome tribute to DT.

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I hope everyone has a great holiday season; hopefully Santa Perna will bring me what I need.

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Nothing but respect and admiration for Demaryius Thomas.

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Tell Brandon to stop drinking chili beer.

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GPS means I get to spend more time with my best friend!

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Everyone please subscribe to @BrandonPerna ! He's really awesome!

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Can't image how the chairs of Vikings fans feel right now. Congrats to Lions chairs everywhere.

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Call me Ishchair.

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@Krrrrrsten @BrandonPerna @tomgrossicomedy You can see me everytime Brandon Perna takes center stage!

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Crazy Little Thing Called Chair

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Carpe cathedra. Seize the chair, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

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Today, I consider myself the luckiest chair on the face of the earth.

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Chairs are important; take care of yours.

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Brandon Perna weighs less than you think.

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Clickbait Sports is the best! Brandon Perna is the best!

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Game Day!

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Soylent Green is chair!

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Forget it, Jake, it's Chairtown.