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Official PR account of Abstergo Industries, the world's largest corporation. Templars? What are Templars? (Parody: not affliated with Ubisoft/Assassin's Creed)

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Can't believe it's been 1,942 years since the Assassins got Caesar. Always in our thoughts.

#idesOfMarch #RIP

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"And the winner is... La La Land!"

*waves Piece of Eden*

"Actually, it's Moonlight."

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@RudeOnion @StealthShampoo @AngryJoeShow No comment.

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@ToxicPinkTiger Oh all right.

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@Lord_Vercetti You're assuming there's no actual fire involved.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Eliminate the Assassins,
Or else.

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You're fired. https://t.co/8EpP3EwoDG

[✖️Angel Saber✖️ @ToxicPinkTiger]

As Templar as I am @Abstergo_PR tried on some Assassin clothing. Not sure how I feel... #hottopic #assassinscreed #assassinscreedmovie

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Was a piece of Eden introduced to change the outcome of the Super Bowl after the third quarter last night?

No comment.

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https://t.co/GLPiGrBEjs

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Everyone makes mistakes, even Assassins. What's your best desynchronization story?

[The Random Dude Josh Φ @TheRandomeDud3]

Well that sure took an interesting turn.... @Google @Abstergo_PR ... #Ironic? I think not.

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The Assassin's 2016 reign of terror is over.

Absterog glorious reign of terror is about to begin.

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See? It's already a better year than 2016. https://t.co/loK5svaKrj

[Taylor McKay @Tmac93x]

@Abstergo_PR will 2017 finally be the year the Assassin menace will be eradicated

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Here are some New Year's resolution options if you're still deciding:

Move all haybales, eliminate Assassins, become a Templar.

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Happy New Years to those of you guided by the Father of Understanding.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. https://t.co/XKFAbQB59N

[Christopher Murray @Christo93685500]

@Abstergo_PR The Templars are Awesome. Unlocking one's past is gaining knowledge. That's what I love about it and I wish Abstergo was real.

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Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah to every celebrity the Assassins didn't get to this year. Which, admittedly, isn't many.

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@xangiexdx You're assuming that I don't while not invalidating my point.

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2016 could have been avoided entirely if the Assassins had just let us go through with the apocalypse in 2012.

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Apparently, the modern day stuff isn't great in the Assassin's Creed movie but Ubisoft would've known that if they'd played the games.