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[Kealy @AbsurdlyAwkward]

@AllOfItWNYC I miss Trash & Vaudeville by St.Mark’s with Jimmy Webb. Also since the pandemic, MNDFL (meditation studios in the village, UES and Williamsburg).

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Weird Coffee Hack: Brewing your coffee with just the TINIEST BIT of sea salt gives it a nice texture, will cut acidic bitterness, and help emphasize the other flavors! JUST A TINY BIT THOUGH.

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@nycgov What is the source of these numbers? Is this pertaining to NYC alone? Also, 20-40 year olds are almost exclusively millennials (our generation spans ages 24 to 39 currently).

[Kiera Please @Kieraplease]

I’m being attacked

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On the one hand: considering jogging in the parks of NYC in the morning for health. On the other: I’ve watched way too many episodes of Law & Order SVU.

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Anyone else with glasses occasionally wear contacts and still instinctively try to push up your glasses (that aren’t there) out of habit 🤓? Just me?

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#Protip (if you’re like me and forget to finish your #coffee/tea when busy): Table salt works wonders in removing stubborn coffee/tea rings and stains from mugs🧂Just put some salt in your empty cup with a drop of water, rub the stain(s), rinse, and you’re all set ☕️

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How old am I? Old enough to prioritize going to Trader Joe’s on a Friday night because you can get those 19 cent bananas with half the crowd. #nycadulting

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Dude in front of me has the #grinch (Jim Carrey version) saying "BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!" tattooed all over his calf. #respect

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Sometimes when my bluetooth connection gets interrupted I feel like I'm having the authentic "scratched CD" experience. #authentech

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A woman chaperoning a hs trip tried to herd me into her group during my lunch today. Was almost too awk to not go along with it. #struggle

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#Trailmix never seems like a particularly appealing snack to me, but then when I finally decide to eat it I don't stop until I'm 1 lb deep.

[Kealy @AbsurdlyAwkward]

Mother Nature: It's spring ❗️🌷☀️🖼☔️💯😎🌱✔️ Also Mother Nature: ENJOY SOME NICE HIVES 🙌💥📍💢💯✴️🔪🔥🗣👌

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Christians coming back from lunch like "On Wednesdays we wear ashes." #ashwednesday #badmeangirlsreferences

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Excited to be passing through the home of #Motown ��� #Detroit #music

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Lost my shoe going up the stairs at my subway stop. An old man told me it was good luck and called me Cinderella. #herestohoping #luckyshoe

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#Croissant Eating #Hack: To prevent a croissant from flaking on everything you know & love, stuff the entire thing in your mouth at once. 👍