Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱

Helping men with ADHD reclaim their days from chaos & procrastination with flexible, affordable, tailored coaching + useful ADHD & MBTI content.
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[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@Sabydabydoo @Muatex 😂😂

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@Muatex @Sabydabydoo One of them has a stage like chest high, on the 1st floor I think.

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@Muatex @Sabydabydoo I was building stuff in one of the rooms (one with the stage) will be back later to break it down 😂

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@Muatex @Sabydabydoo lol I’m working there today

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@tioja_ What did he actually say wrong?

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

The last bite is the whole meal.

It’s like I tricked my brain into thinking that the whole meal was the same as the last bite

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

A Relatable AUTISM Feel™

which piece of my meal do I eat last. Which Flavour will be the Chosen One that will Erase all others and Prevail.

#slytherinlynx

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@LizzyStarrrdust The real issue is what it indicates, a problematic decision making process, which = problematic upbringing of children

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@LizzyStarrrdust You won’t get a reaction per se. They’ll just disappear slowly.

Also, most men care more about a woman’s attitude to body count than her actual body count

A woman with a 0 body count but thinks there is no problem with a high count is worse than a woman married 5 times prior

[🗻ز @pathangladiator]

matcha be tasting so bad when you don’t have a levantine fairuz obsessed vela wearing hijabi in your ear telling you that it taste so good with vanilla in it

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

understanding the first hour of the day is self hypnosis for the rest of the day

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is not being able to do your own laundry for 2 weeks but helping a friend move an entire apartment in one day because external accountability activates your brain in ways personal responsibility does not.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

nobody wants to admit that ADD/ADHD is a serious brain condition that can really mess up your whole life. People act like it’s not as bad as depression or whatever, but people with ADHD that takes over their whole life exist.

People who can’t focus at all.
People who get overwhelmed when just two people talk at the same time.
People who suddenly start crying because there’s too much noise/light/stuff going on.
People who can’t go 5 minutes without ADHD making life hard.

They are real and their struggles are real and valid. ADHD is a real brain condition just like depression or anxiety. It’s not “omg I’m so adhd and random lol”.

It’s a real condition that often needs serious medicine, talking to a therapist, and learning new coping skills.

Stop acting like ADHD isn’t a big deal and only treating sadness & depression like it matters. Thanks.

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@SheikhCunny29 Bro wtf is ur username

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Doctor: “rate your pain from 1 to 10”

My autistic brain: goes into a full existential crisis because you haven’t experienced every level of pain.

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

They ask a subjective question, with a request for a quantitative (objective) answer, so they can determine an objective treatment. It’s such a stupid system.

They should ask for qualitative answers and provide examples like “paper cut to stubbing a toe” or something like that

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Doctor: “rate your pain from 1 to 10”

My autistic brain: goes into a full existential crisis because you haven’t experienced every level of pain.

[Domhnall (Cogito) @CogitoEdu]

The United States has killed more people in your lifetime than every Muslim country on Earth combined.

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

reminds me of when I was mentoring autistic teenage boys and had to build a "when to snitch" chart because so many of them were ostracizing themselves from their peers for doing this over and over again and expecting it to go well despite all of the evidence to the contrary

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@MariVarvari @1ssve Same here lol, significant scroll before understanding

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

@Netoey @john_wilddog Give them a really strong life experience that shows that why it’s unfair to do that

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@elghwliyah Can I get mocktails & watch the footy?